Hastings and Poirot were lovers, right?

How come more is not made of their romance?

Japp
• Hercule Poirot is NOT a fag, and I'm the dame who can prove it!!!

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• Would you really want to know more about the sexual relationships of a fictional tubby little mustached Belgian?

• R2=looksist bigot!

• Where did this question come from? Poirot didn't trust anyone enough to be in a relationship, and Hastings was too dull to want to have sex.

• They were joined at the hip, and other parts, too.

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• I can't imagine Poirot with a lover or boyfriend. He was so prissy and solitary he seemed more the type to prefer furtive, guilt-ridden encounters with sailors down at the docks. Or the kind of rough trade he'd never let into his elegant little home.

• Was Marple a lesbian?

• Marple was an odd pussy.

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• Didn't Poirot have a working class cop fetish? I thought he secretly lusted after Japp and hated himself for it.

• Poirot loved to troll the cottages. My husband told me he gave spectacular blow jobs but only gave his ass up when needed to get information.

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• Poirot had to be gay. Come on, the only woman he was fascinated by was a fierce Russian countess who was also a criminal. Hastings seems like the kind of guy who'd get married and then have affairs with other women (or men) on the side once the marriage grows stale. Miss Marple doesn't ping at all. I'd wager that she got knocked up at a very young age and abandoned the child.