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- Quite big tits.
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- His bod is nice, but a bit big. His face has had so much plastic surgery he's approaching Wayne Newton territory.
- He looks like a lesbo. Nice ass, though.
- *ugh* Why do some guys and gals want to look like creepy anime characters?
- Looks like Steven Cojocaru.
What's wrong with his face? Retouching? i think he's in his 40s.
Freaky looking.
- What on Earth is it??? Scary!
- He looks to me like Sarah Chalke from "Scrubs."
He's not my type, frankly.
- [quote]Looks like Steven Cojocaru.
I haven't seen that name in a long time. Matt Lauer hated Cojo more than he hated Ann Curry.
- This is a male?
- He looks like Anne Heche on steroids.
- Yah, the face looks like a ftm tranny, and the tits are creepy.
I'd hit the ass, tho.
- Creepy Cabbage Patch Doll.
- He's a muscled male with the face of a 12 year old chubby girl.
charlie
- All he needs is a haircut, and he's fine.
- Poor guy, he can't even get the proper Joker like damage from falling into a big tank of industry acid.
Batman
- What about the massive size of his asshole relative to his entire face?
- I would fuck the fuck out of him
- Beneath all that blond hair he's this:
http://www.backstagefashionreports.com/joeri/
- We seem to remember seeing her on another website advertising herself for $ale.
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- Looks like huge cheek implants (a la Madam) @ R18
http://image.retrojunk.com/e70_3c1e4bd671.jpg
- ugly tranny
- No real problems from the neck down. Nothing that a paper bag over the head couldn't fix.
- Nice photo shoot at downtown Hilton!
LMAO
- He has child-bearing hips.
- What is the horrible haircut hiding? Or is that thing on his head a mop that fell from the dirty blond house of Eurotrash 3rd-tier design?
- The weird plastic surgery is really disturbing and creepy-looking, his face looks like a Japanese anime come to life. The hair is beyond ridiculous. His body is fine, but it can't make up for the his grotesque face and overall freaky look. And there's no way this guy is his 20s.
- It looks as though Kristen Bell's head was photoshopped onto the body...
- Sorry, I meant to write: "...but it can't make up for his grotesque face and overall freaky look. And there's no way this guy is in his 20s."
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- Pec implants, a butchered face, and a fuckton of Photoshop does not a 26-year-old varsity jock make.
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- After looking at all his pics, I'm not even sure about his body being all that. It looks muscular, but in a weird way, as if he had some implants. And his nipples are freaky. But I guess next to his nightmare-inducing face and hideous haircut, his body is still his best feature.
The captions to his photos are particularly tragic.
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- What sort of implants do you think he's had?
- It looks like he has pec implants.
- The absolute epitome of the term "muscle mary".
- A complete freak. The face doesn't match his body. His body is mid 40s but his (freaky) face looks like a teen.
- The face is a mess. The body is nice, minus those freakish tits.
- Scooby and Shaggy would prefer to run away from him while Fred, Velma, and Daphne want to trap him.
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- This is unfortunate.
- I didn't realize that Meg Ryan is now a gay male hustler.
- Big fail for you, OP. you posted your profile thinking we'd tell you how hot you are.
HA!
- I like the body, but I can't get past the tragic face and that mop of hair, which looks wildly inappropriate.
- He looks like Glenn Close in Albert Nobbs.
- He has a large collection of underwear.
- Hair and makeup needs a lot of help.
- What's his skin color precisely?
- Caramel custard
- He's an escort in NY.
- I'm surprised no one's mentioned it, but the facial parts of the pics are VERY obviously Photoshopped. There's a distinct difference between "looking young" and having absolutely ZERO signs of aging on one's face. Also, there's the telltale fact that you can't see a *single* pore on his face, plus it seems to "glow" in some sort of ethereal light in nearly all the photos, regardless of the quality of the actual light in the room (which a lot of times doesn't "match" what's on the face, another Photoshop giveaway). At first I thought it was just makeup, but then it hit me how much the pics differ; for instance, look at the 5/28/12 "Jersey Shore" black-and-white where he appears to have bags/crow's feet under his eyes.
Another tell-tale sign is what you see when you look at the skin aside from his face. Although his face is flawless, on one of the shots of his back you can see a kind of waviness/flabbiness in the skin that you don't generally see on guys until they're at least in their mid-30s, if not 40s. His chest on the third shot down -- the one with him holding up a green Abercrombie shirt he's wearing -- just looks ... odd. What are those ripples right under his pecs, exactly? Then there's the 8/21/12 "kiss my bubble" shot -- the face looks more in focus than the rest of the bod, and perfect as usual, but his left leg is slightly out-of-focus and has the kind of hair on it that does NOT match his face; guys with that kind of hair have *some* sort of visible shadow or beards on their faces, but like I said, any trace of that has been Photoshopped out of ALL of these shots. And finally, take note of the "Member Since 12/4/2004" part - he's been doing this shit for EIGHT YEARS NOW? Since he was 18?!? Not. Buying. It.
In sum, I think this is a fortysomething guy who's Photoshopped his face to an extent that puts fashion ads to shame. The terribly colored straw-like hair serves the purpose of masking his undoubtedly huge crow's feet on the sides of his eyes, as well as some forehead wrinkles. It's entirely possible that he's had a slew of injectables as well; as one poster already noted, he appears to have cheek implants in some photos (though you can also achieve that look merely by use of Restylane fillers, which is what most Hollywood actresses who do it embrace). I have no idea who finds this "bastard love child of Meg Ryan circa 'You've Got Mail'" look appealing, and I'd be very curious to be a fly on the wall whenever he opens the door to a new trick who's expecting the face of a doll and instead sees the face of an old muscle troll!
- You might want to ask yourself why the ONLY candid shots are of his cock. *Every* single other shot is "professional work" (though take the word "professional" with a thousand grains of salt). Miss Muscle Mary is definitely hiding something.
- R47, I hardly think this freak deserves such an in-depth analysis.
- Too many weirdnesses about the neck for me to think this isn't a complete fabrication. Myth busted!
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- Does he have a rentboy profile or other profile? Any escort reviews?
- I like the body, but the face is giving me FTM tranny realness with a twist.
- He looks very weird.
Still, I am really turned on by the thought of watching NJCOUPLE - who gave him an "I like" - fuck the shit out of him for hours.
- Zero charisma. Nice body, if you prefer men who use steroids. Photos are heavily photoshopped. Not that it makes him much more attractive.
He's all yours.
- I like his tits and legs. His face is simply freaky.
- His body is either chemically enhanced, photoshopped, or probably both. His face is bizarre.
But, yes, the idea of truly attractive guys getting into him (like NJCouple) and turning him into a writhing piece of ass begging for their cocks is hot - in the way watching sexy straight male porn stars fuck surgically manufactured female porn stars in straight porn. It's perversely hot.
- FUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- FAKE dick pics.
- Denny Dillon got a sex change?
- He's a just young surfer with big surfer pecs, which you can get if you do a lot of board paddling. But I guess you NY girls never see surfers, right?
- [quote]He's a just young surfer with big surfer pecs
I hope for his sake he isn't actually young, that looks like airbrushed and niptucked old face. If that is an actual face of a young male...I pity him.
- Not to mention, that hole of his worn out.
http://www.bigmuscle.com/getphotos.phtml%3Fuid%3D68128%26pid%3D3197320%26me%3Dbig_muscle.phtml%26ob%3D1
- Up.
- That hair! Yeck!
- But he's young! And white! With blond hair and blue eyes (or are they green?)!
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- Is that you Çuntressa Ann?
- Marry me, R47.
- They look like breasts.
- His face is pretty disturbing, He's obviously been fucked...a LOT!
http://pl.bigmuscle.com/photosl/327/BM3210327.jpg
- He's a bit much, isn't he?
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- Double bagger.
- I think if you put him next to a fire it would be a question of which part of him would melt first.
- This is the kind of whore Hell's Kitchen is overrun with.
- I remember when I came across that profile it freaked the shit out of me OP. So creepy looking. He looks like something you would have come across on "The Twilight Zone." Some plastic doll that has been made life-sized and comes alive.
- My eyes! MY EYES!
- He has Megyn Kelley of Faux News blond hair. He looks ridiculous. His face looks tranny-ish.
- ridiculous all around. the face doesn't match the body. the body doesn't match itself. He has this giant bubble ass and thighs.
Face is too small for the body. Ridiculous.
NOT HOT. Well maybe with the aforementioned paper bag.
- "He has this giant bubble ass"
Is it really "giant"?
- He has that natural, glowing beauty that is the blessing of youth.
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- Ew. He looks like second Becky from Roseanne from the neck up.
- The face is photoshopped over the body in all pics.
NEXT.
- You guys, if he finds this thread he's probably going to kill himself. Nice job.
- Isn't that rather the point, R82?
- Hideous, just hideous. Looks like a plastic figurine.
- So much muscle, so little masculinity.
- Actually, there are multiple body parts being photoshopped to create that Frankenstein.
- LMAO! What is that thing?
- My, my. Our little Ciaran has grown up to become a handsome Miss Thang!
- I'm glad that everybody had the same reaction I did, but I think he really does have some serious body dysmorphia issues and psychological problems and I'm with R82 - I hope he never sees this thread.
And yet someone must go for that blow-up doll look because he sure looks like he's renting himself out.
OP
- He's probably a Jewish man in his late 30s.
- omg it DOES look like Sarah Chalke from Srubs!
- *Scrubs. AKA Second Becky from Roseanne as someone else noted.
- Frick! Double frick!
- He looks like Loretta Swit!
http://images.mstarz.com/data/images/full/6545/swit.jpg
- That guy is EXACTLY what the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch is trying to look like.
- Sarah Chalke
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3587485952/nm0149950
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- Rentboy profile.
He is into fisting.
http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx%3Flid%3D263611%26scid%3D68185453%26sp%3D
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- And his personal website.
http://www.trevormuscle.com/
BMT%2C%20WOW.%20%20JUST%20WOW.
- I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT HIS BODY LOOKS LIKE. HIS FACE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY UGLY!!!!!!!!!!
HE'S A 1,000 BAGGER.
- all the guys on BM are hookers, aren't they? A lot of them certainly seem to be.
