For example: Paul Ryan *is* hot. I saw him today and the guy is very good looking. He is.
You have shitty taste.
I would gladly "hate fuck" either Mitt Romney or Paul Ryan.
OP, you need to dust off those cobwebs around your dick and anus and sleep with someone even remotely attractive. Fantasizing about some Dumbo eared troll with a backward turned baseball cap and skinny legs is not healthy.
R3, you forgot the bugged out eyes.
He has pretty eyes, but I could never get past how weird his body is. For someone who exercises so much he's not very muscular--he's just lean, like a ballerina.
As someone who thinks apes are sexy and who had this fabulous sexual relationship with my gramps, I think OP has a point. Ten years from now, hopefully, I'll be masturbating to Paul Ryan's Poly-Grip commercials.
No, sorry. As with other "good looking" Republicans, I can't see the hotness over the dead rotting core.
I love Barack but Michelle seems like she could be kind of mean to the girls.
He is not hot. He looks like an inbred hillbilly.
And that widow's peak haircut?
Paul Ryan is Eddie Munster on steroids.
Though I loathe Mitt Romney, I can acknowledge that he is a very good looking older man. Paul Ryan on the other hand is repulsive both inside and out. As others have stated, no he is not attractive. You just have shitty taste in men.
Ok..here's the deal.
IF Ryan was a sweet,loving guy with a good heart who had an altruistic and generous spirit and who thought of our nation as a place where the well-being of the least among us is as important to him as the well-being of the wealthiest...I might be able to overlook his dorky imperfections and consider dating him. Hell, I could possibly see myself wanting to marry and stay with him forever.
Attraction is a funny thing...BECAUSE Ryan is a lying,mercenary,Ayn Rand spewing fascist prick he seems superlatively ugly and unfuckable to me.
However,if he were kind hearted,compassionate and I was in love...I might even think he was the most beautiful man in the world.
Were he tied naked on his belly I might find him attractive.
Paul is back to living in his House office
maybe some good man love would heal his republican ways
R10 has it right. Ryan looks mentally challenged.
Maybe if he was hooded, gagged and tied face down in a gang bang as the party pos tweeker I might say he is ok.
Agree with those that say Ryan is gross.
I, too, will admit that Mittens is attractive for an older man. In his youth he was even (God help me) hot, though he probably would have hazed me and cut off my hair.
But Ryan I just don't see. He has an above-average body for a politician, but that's not much of a compliment. His face is goonish.
Prominent Republican females are generally more attractive than the Democratic ones, yes. Although them pointing that out is nauseating. Michelle Malkin, whom I loathe, I also find (gag) extremely attractive. Michelle Bachman is not bad to look at (this is wasted on her husband of course). But the fact that their women representatives are hot just means they are that much more rigid and conformist.
Republican female politicians tend to be more groomed and more stereotypically femme. Maybe that's why they're perceived as more attractive.
Thing about Paul Ryan is: He has a lot which, if one had no awareness of him, he'd come across as down to earth and oh-so-harmless.
His ideas of policy, what to do with "entitlements" (which are actually investments), reveal him to be a sociopath.
Not at all attractive.
Ryan looks like a goober. So not attractive. Not on any level, or with any degree of eyesight.
You just know he cums in 3 seconds with his eyes tightly closed. No thanks.
Ewwww, Ryan looks like that ugly actor from Glee, the one who plays the teacher.
Romney is not bad looking for his age, but Ryan is just ugly as sin.
Obama, while not stunningly handsome, is a very attractive man with a lot of charisma. So he appears stiff in still photos but when he speaks, he's just magnetic in his appeal.
[quote]he's just lean, like a ballerina.
Do you have a problem with that?
buggy-eyed freak, he looks like DOn Knotts.
Romney is scary-looking, I don't care what anybody says.
Wearing too much makeup is not the same as "hot," r21.
It's his Mammy Yokum mouth that gets me. He always looks like he forgot his dentures.
I would have no problem admitting Ryan's hot, before or after the election. If I really thought he was hot. Which I don't.
He's a perfectly decent looking guy. But I don't find him hot.
I have no problem admitting that someone I disagree with politically or even hate is hot. When they actually are hot.
For instance, Scott Brown is incredibly hot. Paul Ryan? No.
Of course that's just me. Others no doubt do find Paul Ryan hot. And as far as I can tell they didn't hide no matter what they think of him otherwise; before or after the election.
When I see him, Count Chocula comes to mind!
Repulsive on so many levels...but let's start with that skinny neck & that weird, upside-down smile.
R11, I actually find his hairline to be his best feature!
My client called it a "douche smile."
Gross that Paul Ryan sleeps in his office. I'd hate to come into work knowing that my boss had just gotten up from snoring away and breaking wind in his worn-three-days PJs on the couch the night before. The guy has been in DC since the mid-nineties, he can drop the pretense of being a newcomer and shell out $1225 a month for a studio apartment somewhere.
Can't believe the wasn't People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive"...
In certain lighting and angles, Ryan can appear to be hot, but that's just camera trickery. In natural light, in candid poses, Ryan looks downright homely.
While I feel in certain pics he really is attractive, (but like most of us in other pics he looks like a gooby freak) I don't get it when people say he is someone on "steroids," or go on and on about his incredible biceps. The guy is a skinny, fit low fat guy, no doubt, but muscles no. Though I do like the tall, lean, dark haired look, I don't get when people act like he is a muscled monster.
He has great hair in spite of the Drac peak. That's about it, though.
His lips (or lack thereof) remind me of Julia's jury-duty roommate on [italic]Designing Women.[/italic]
Rick Santorum said this week that he's seriously considering running again for POTUS in 2016 . . . I'd take Santorum over Ryan any day.
I guess it's OK for me to tell now that Ann Romney pooped in stores?
On their best days, they are both HOT. Most straight guys don't look this good.
His politics aside, Romney would be someone I'd consider handsome if it weren't for that crazed stare and creepy forced grin. But, I guess he can't contain evil inside him, so...
Ryan is not attractive.
OP, I'll readily admit certain Republicans are hot (I would hate-fuck the SHIT out of Aaron Schock, for instance), and while I'm not into daddies, I can see why Mittens would've been kinda hunky 30-35 years ago. But Ryan? No. Just ... no. *Maybe* if he got his ears pinned back, but otherwise I'd be too reminded of "Mad Magazine" to be aroused by him. Plus, as R23 points out, knowing that his political worldview is akin to a sociopath's only serves to make him a far BIGGER dick-wilter.
"Alfred E. Newman."
r27- that is hilarious!
If a Eddie Munster mated with a chicken, you'd get Paul Ryan.
Take back your $18 and stop posting here.
It's just a perspective thing. In relation to most politicians on either side of the partisan aisle? Both Mitt and Ryan are fucking gods. Compared to normal people on the street? Ryan is fuckable but too odd looking. Romney is handsome, but has no sex appeal whatsoever.
Like someone pointed out in another thread, he has meth mouth, or what I call granny mouth. He looks like he forgot his dentures, especially when he purses his lips together.
I suppose I could envision someone thinking Romeny was decent looking - barely. But Ryan is repellent. There is nothing good looking about him unless you like rodent faced men. I don't even like his body.
I think Mitt and Ann are a very attractive if totally sexless pair of rich old white people and Mittens in particular looks fantastic for a man in his mid-sixties. Paul Ryan looks like a Bad News Stepdad.
Reading this thread reminds me of past discussions we've had here about AZ Republican Steve May. He was good looking, ex-military, gay, and a corrupt neo-con. In 2010 he recruited homeless people to run as Green Party candidates to siphon votes away from Dems, and dropped out of the race when a past drunk driving arrest and stint in jail were revealed.
As I said then, once you get past the pretty shell you find the monster lurking within. No thanks.
The people who find Ryan attractive are blinded by fame. They wouldn't even notice him if they passed him on the beach.
The same goes for Tebow. His fame causes them to think his tard face is attractive.
There's some weird group of trolls that pops anytime a Republican is mentioned to immediately declare them "hot" -- as if, even if it were true, gay men are so pathetically enslaved by their hungry holes that they would abandon any and all principles they hold in order cleave unto purportedly good-looking scumbags. The strange thing is that most of the allegedly "hot" pubs are almost always just middle-aged white bread average.
I admit it a little, OP.
Actually, there's a photo of Romney on his Facebook page - you know, the one that everyone's checking out because it's hella funny to watch the number of likes go down literally BY THE SECOND.....and he's hugging Ann.
And he looks relaxed and, I have to say, handsome as hell. As in, hello DADDY. I hate his politics, and the shit he did to get the nomination, but yes, he's a handsome man.
As for Ryan, he's handsome too, though the widow's peak does him no favors, nor does his muscled torso-paired-with-underdeveloped-chicken-legs look.
But I lived and worked in Wisconsin and Ryan's pretty much a typical suburban Skonnie dude. He undoubtedly wears black dress shoes with white tube socks, as most guys do there, as well as the ubiquitous pleated khakis.
He reminds me of a million guys from there. I'm sure he's got about five and a half inches, not huge but steel hard, and fucks with the lights off. He probably lasts about five minutes max, and cums so hard it hurts. That sort of closety sex shame that comes from living with one's mother until the day you're married....
[quote] The same goes for Tebow. His fame causes them to think his tard face is attractive.
Oh honey....Tebow's FACE is the LAST place I'm looking. LOL