Keanu Reeves

Why can't he "project" intelligence? Is it really too much to ask? His performance as a cultivated, literature-loving doctor in "Something's Got To Give" was kind of laughable.

• You know he could buy and sell you many times over, don't you?

• Oddly, it's not related to his actual intelligence. There are lots of actors with low IQs who somehow radiate brains.