I really scored at Hollister today!

I couldn't believe my eyes when I walked in. The entire store was 40% off. Of course I stocked up on all the essentials: board shorts, flip flops, graphic tees, colone and more. Faboo! As anyone who has seen my closet knows, I'm a huge fan of Abercrombie. Everything in my wardrobe is A&F this, A&F that. But no more. I think Hollister is better and even cheaper too. I might even have to change my email now. A new fan here. Anyone else a fan?

AbercrombieBoi1962@aol.com
• This was brilliant.

• WIN.

• You lose ten points for misspelling "cologne," OP.

• This thread is useless with out a pic of your underwear showing

• I tried so hard to buy something, but everything sucked. Good for you and your taste, OP!

• Get over yourself and make a dollar for dollar charitable contribution you self absorbed ninny.

• [quote] This thread is useless with out a pic of your underwear showing Remember that he's AbercrombieBoi 1962!

• lol

• I god please tell us that the "1962" in your email is not the year of your birth, otherwise I'll have to give you a ~~ rolls eyes ~~ and a *sigh* for another aging 'mo thinking he can pull off looking like a twink. oh, and "boi"?

  *sigh*

• I think he [italic][bold]gains[/italic][/bold] ten points for misspelling cologne R3.

• Very few gay men born in 1962 would misspell "cologne," OP. If you'd made the date 1982, I might have believed it.

• I didn't know A&F or Hollister sold clothing in OPs size.

• Pretty sure he was being sarcastic and this was a joke post, R9

• OP

  http://youngrj.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/jeffries.jpg

• Yes I know R13 Thank you. I just want to ~rolls eyes~ and *sigh* at something.

  R9

• HUGE fan here! HUUUGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  bigfathairybear1958@fatguys.com

• The parade of the gay clone clown suit goes on

• What's "Hollister", precious? What's "Hollister"?

• A 50 year-old "AbercrombieBoi"? No. Just no.

• Yes, Abercrombie is over! Hollister is where it's at.

• You rock,OP!

  13%20year-old%20bangladeshi%20sweatshop%20collapse%20victim%20%28deceased%29

• This site used to really be something. Now - Hollister parody? jesus.

• Hi, OP. Nice! In town on business here. Can host. Hit me up, broseph.

  Bimarried64@yuhoo.com

• I am with r22. Parodying the obvious is what "Saturday Night Live" specializes in; this is not clever or funny at all.

  Evelyn%20Waugh

• The guys at Jeffrey used to freegift you with a line of coke and toss your salad for the low cost of a Giorgio Armani suit that looked exactly like all your other Giorgio Armanis.