What do celebrities have to be thankful for?

Please list what celebrities are thankful for. Reese Witherspoon = chin sharpeners

• Giving it a try for the evening crowd.

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• Us.

• Gwyneth Paltrow: Mitt Romney

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• Kim Kardashian: The stupidity of the American populace.

• Keanu Reeves, gay producers and directors.

• Laura Nyro: Being dead so she doesn't have to read what people are saying about her on the Geffen thread.

• Britney Spears = autotune, Melodyne, songwriters and hair extensions.

• The reach of a turkey baster.

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• George Michael public lews

• That I'm not any of you. Namaste.

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• Sara Jessica Parker: fresh bales of delicious hay!

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• Madonna: vaginal rejuvenation surgery, endless vats of Restylane facial filler and an endless series of HOT Brazilian twentysomethings lining up to fuck her.

• Suri Cruise: Katie saves the day and keeps her from being indoctrinated into the CO$! Now she only has to spend occasional weekends and holidays with Tammy!

• Vince Vaughn: Everything.

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