Jeff Stryker Looks Like My Mother's Thanksgiving Turkey

An old boiler roasted to within an inch of edibility. Although, I think my mother's turkeys were larger than this poor little midget. He's, what, 65? Proof yet again that, after a certain age, a man needs to choose between his face or his abs.

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• Sorry, link NSFW.

  OP

• Ahhhh...my eyes, my eyes...

• It's still a nice cock after all these years. But man, that face...

• Yeah... those attempts at smiling.

• Needs to refit those dentures.

• I think he looks fantastic.

  Patsy%20Travis

• The red eyes apparently are not an artifact of the photographic process.

• Hopefully they will figure out a way to film him headless for his big return to porn movies.

• needs some more work on his face

  Dr%20Rey%2090210

• his cock looks amazing. but he needs to see a good dermatologist for his face and get some filler or something. it just ain't right.

• his cock has more meat on it than a couple thanksgiving turkeys.

• He still has his 7.5" dick.

• He's old. What do u expect? He should not be shirtless or showing anything at this point. His time has passed and he should retired for good.

  Lana%20Kane

• You know what? I think he looks fine. I'd still fuck him. I was in high school during his VHS-era heyday. He remains iconic to me.

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• 7.5? That shlong is easily 9 inches at best. And THICK. It's almost to his knees!

• [quote]He's old. What do u expect? There are plenty of older actors, of both genders, who've successfully achieved a more youthful look through cosmetic surgery and facial fillers. Stryker, at the VERY least, should have looked into some Juvederm to fill all the wrinkles around his mouth caused by chain-smoking. I'd've also recommended cheek implants to help him recover at least a semblance of his 20-something looks above the face. [quote]He should not be shirtless or showing anything at this point. His time has passed and he should retired for good. Bitch, please. Minus the face his chest is built and he still has a hot-to-death cock. You don't seriously think bottom-cumslut extraordinate Jimmy Fanz left that Ft. Lauderdale club in the photos without going to fucking *town* on that cock, do you?

• He's in excellent shape, the face could look better. But he's a very hot guy.

• He's next to young kids and that doesn't help. There's nothing that ages a nice looking older guy faster than putting him next to a young buck.

• He loold dreadful.

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• Who dug up Dick Clark?

• No denying he looks great, but he looks his age, even older. He's fifty (not 65, OP!) and most of us have seen people with younger fresher skin at that age. Must be all the whoring and partying. And i'm not knocking that, because many of us who were 1/10th as attractive as him were given ample opportunity to whore and party in the gay scene...and we did. His trademark dick is still pumping, though now I see why it always looked so big - he's very tiny! I wish him all the success in the world. He deserves it.

  52 who remembers 54

• He's probably using Viagra 24/7, bitch!!!!!

  Lana%20Kane

• He still has an incredible cock, OP. Get over it.

• That ridiculous pubic haircut is not doing him any favors.

• Oh come on, those are surely pec implants....

• That's a little more than sad.

• She is older than 50

• Juicy cock, but the face looks MUCH older than 50.

• He looks like an elderly Bulgarian dictator at a foreskin restoration clinic.

• His co-stars....

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• He's in very good shape. But those of you who think he should try to look more youthful are missing the point. Boyish looking guys need to look less boyish and more maturely sexy at his age to be hot. Mature sexy men don't look like sexy twins; they look like sexy older guys; here is a guy who is still nominallly but not sexy boyish in his face; he might try not going all chipmunk cheeks from obvious botox as he's doing now; it is not working for him. Or perhaps he simply doesn't have looks that age well; in which he might try a shorter haircut and some facial hair. Not that all porn stars are hot anyway. He'll do fine.

• Actually, he looks much better than the last time I saw him. I was at a party in which both Jeff Stryker and Robert Goulet were in attendance. They both had spray on tans, bad dentures, and jet black hair and eyebrows. Jeff Looked like Goulet's mimi-me. Neither had bothered to have his eyelashes dyed so the effect was very bizarre.

• Taken from the comments section - and just for R20 - "He is bringing some Zombie Dick Clark realness."

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• His cock is even bigger now. That is some delicious slab of pendulous cak.

• "7.5? That shlong is easily 9 inches at best. And THICK. It's almost to his knees! " He's like 4 ft. tall. Don't be fooled by his slightly above average cock to height ration.

• oh r35....are you blind? His cock is mammoth.

• Hey Now, r34!

• r36 = micromeat

• He'd look better with a bit of fat on him

• So is he doing gay,bi or straight porn for his big comeback?

• [quote]I'd've also recommended cheek implants to help him recover at least a semblance of his 20-something looks above the face. You are part of the problem, not the solution. He looks old now; you'd have him look like a freak.

• I guess the other question that begs asking is: how hard up for money is he that he is stripping?

• Body and cock looks great but that face!!!! He reminded of the old preacher from the second Poltergeist movie.

• I find it amazing how if the face falls an inch here, an inch there, it can add up to drastic, but they are only really micro changes.

• R44 that is probably the first time someone has used the word "micro" to describe Stryker.

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• Aging like Davy Jones (RIP)

• He looks horrible. Then again most white people don't age well at all, so he's normal by white folks standards.

• r47: His paynuss is right up to black folk standard.

• He's like a gay-for-pay version of Tom Bianchi. Not hot on any level.

• His official dildo has more personality than he has.

• I can't understand how his body can be in good shape but the face looks like that. He's the same age as Tom Cruise who--whatever one thinks of him--is still presentable. Granted, Cruise has more money to spend on doctors than Stryker but it doesn't take that much money really. Just a doctor who's talented and uses restraint. Neither Morgan Fairchild nor Jaclyn Smith have a fraction of Cruise's money and both look unbelievable--and they're both a good bit older than 50.

• Stryker is reportedly a very heavy smoker, R51. That ages one tremendously.

• wow!

• He needs to add his (adult) son to his stripping act if he wants the big bucks.

• NOW THAT IS WHAT I EXPECTED AN AGING PORN STAR TO LOOK LIKE! and not those awful photoshopped pics passed around these last few weeks.

• r54 That might not end well.

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• I have to agree the heavy smoking and his genes contributed to his face looking like that. I would still suck his cock for days though. Ive seen far worse 50ish guys so give him a break. Not everyone ages the same.

• He would look much better if he'd ditch that ridiculous slicked back Elvis pompadour for something more up to date, and stop with the tanning. His skin looks like naugahyde.

• He's still cute but less tanning would be to his benefit. Facial hair as well would give him more of a hot daddy look.

• The real issue are the horrid and obvious dentures. What on earth did Stryker do to ruin his teeth? Most people don't need a new grill at only 50.

• They could be veneers. I've never seen a set of expensive veneers yet that I couldn't pick out a mile away. He definitely needs to quit with the fake smile so obviously done in order to show as many teeth as possible. It's laughable, and not in a good way. He's just too waxed and primped looking. He needs to rough it up a bit, and lay off the body oil during appearances.

• The smiling makes him look older. A good smolder would work better for him (and is the expression I remember most from his earlier films). It does look like smoking and some hard living have caught up with his face, but there is that old saying that "At some point you need to choose between your face and your ass" meaning that if you really work out to keep your 28 inch waist your face is going to look like hell.

• [quote]Jeff Stryker Looks Like My Mother's Thanksgiving Turkey Your mom ought to be glad I wasn't over for Thanksgiving, I'd be riding her turkey all around the dinner table.

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• He looks scary. And that dick looks...unnatural. I'm not being ageist - I've shot many loads watching him fuck and listening to his dirty talk, and I like mature men....but something just doesn't look authentic in all of that mess.

• I think the lighting in the photos accentuate the lines in his face and the overall color process is quite ugly. He's also obviously not "in character" for those shots. .. I have a feeling that onstage he wouldn't come across so grotesque. With the right lighting and making the right moves it could be a hot show.

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• If he's able to get that hard without Viagra, that's impressive.

• He must need viagra. Over 50 and smokes like a chimney

• But it doesn't stick up or out--just down like an anteater's snout.

• I'm hysterical R63. These look like iPhone pics. I think he looks fine.

• the haircut is a big part of what makes him look so bad. face + haircut = howdy doody.

• If he spent a fraction of the attention on his face as he apparently does his body he wouldn't look so old and chewed up. He is not attractive in the slightest.

• He's 50 yrs old. Body looks great. Face looks older from smoking and having chosen his abs over his face (to paraphrase Catherine Deneuve).

• I'm the guy who said he still had 7.5" Just to add to that, 7.5" in real inches is pretty big. Plus I would say he is fatter than he is long. So he's a top 1% cock, probably. I'm just being realistic. Plus the pointing down erection adds the illusion of more length. I don't know if he had his ligaments cut or something.. or just has a very fluffed semi or what. I am about the same length, and I also have large hands. There is a pic with a man with the base of his palm at the TOP of his pubic hair, and his hand is covering the entire shaft plus the whole pubic area, with just the glans not covered. Unless that guy has hands larger than most Quarterbacks drafted in the 1st Rd in the NFL, there is no way that dick is 9 or 10 inches. The dick plus the pubic area is perhaps 9.5 to 10 inches. It is well known that his realistic dildo had an inch or so added to it, and the measurements for those things always include the non-insertable base. Yes, he has a big fat dick- maybe 8x6 max, IMHO. So I wasn't saying he had a small cock. 7 inches is large, in real inches.

• I have seen the dick live, stood within inches of it. It is nine inches soft and doesn't change much when it's hard except that it gets hard. But 7.5? No. 8.5 maybe.

• He looks like he fell into the vat where they make his dildos.

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• OMG he was so cute back then! And dammit, did I lose my Stryker dildo in the last house move? Actually, he toured in 80s to various gay bars promoting something. I saw him in Baton Rouge gay bar when I was in graduate school and worked there. He was quite nice to everyone who lined up for an autograph or to sign their new Stryker dildo, he talked quite a bit. Of course, we showed one of his films on the big screen in the dance floor. It was heaven.

  GoTigers

• Hotter Than EVA!!! NOTE don't call between 12 and 4 am... he has to sleep Ps anytime after 4am is fine

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• "Meet and have Lunch or dinner with Jeff Stryker or if you want to have a Session with Jeff personally you can do it via SKYPE, That's right, just you and Jeff, 20 minutes together 200 dollars, interaction, hear the voice, see the man talking directly to you." $200 for 20 minutes just to have that decrepit geezer SKYPE you?!? That's $600 an hour! Honey, at that price I could fuck a MUCH hotter gay porn star under 30 years old sixty ways to Sunday.

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• " If you want to go to lunch and meet with jeff you can do that too but the meeting will cost 1 thousand dollars payable 50% via paypal as deposit... During your meeting you can ask questions. If you can't afford to pay a thousand dollars to meet with Jeff Stryker, please don't bother texting, Only the most elite Sugar daddy need apply. You may be able to B the one in a million to have a experience with the King of Porn. The photo shown is a current one, body and looks are amazing. Text now and arrange to take Jeff to lunch or dinner even to show off the caliber of people you enjoy.. Jeff has been known for being the highest priced star in the industry for a reason, he is the top. The Thousand dollars per lunch includes gifts and novelties worth well over 200 dollars, if you want a DVD or 2 just request Jeff to bring them, he will and sign everything for you. Also the picture you can take of Jeff and yourself is worth its weight in Gold, Maybe a pic of u and the mighty wand. This is a limited time opportunity to be with the King.. Only for the Elite men of the world."

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• I love the headline in OP's link: CANNOT UNSEE: JEFF STRYKER’S BOARDWALK BAR APPEARANCE "Cannot Unsee" is so perfect!

• OMFG!

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• I smell plastic surgery addiction. The body looks great, and whatever he puts on his skin, it's doing well. The face, however, looks too taut.