"Is EVERY ONE in your family fat?"

I cant wait to respond snarkily on Monday with my trademark phrase to the tedios predictable conversation that will go on over and over and over in my office when breeders return from their holiday and have their annual penis-envy menu food square off about all the crap they ate and all the crap their mothers make and all the crap that they have that nobody ele has and over and over and over and how full every one was after eating and eating more than any other family on the whole planet because nobody has thanksgiving like THEIR family. *dry heaving as I type*

• You seem like a really miserable person.

• I know, shame on your coworkers for enjoying family and having a good time! Everyone needs to be as miserable as you are - anything else is unacceptable!

• How DARE anyone enjoy Thanksgiving and then talk about how much they enjoyed it within ear-shot of fucktard OP!

• Is this the "fat people make me nauseous" troll? I guess I'll have to get out the broom again and beat it to death and sweep it away. Live and let live OP.

  anon

• You sound FAT, R1, R2, R3 and R4... BWWAAAA HaAAA HAHAH HAHAHAH HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAH HAHAHAH HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

• You sound like an alcoholic r5.

• [quote]I cant wait to respond snarkily on Monday with my trademark phrase to the tedios Oh, dear.

• The period, or full stop, can be of great use when writing, OP. Look into it.

• R5 is 9 years old.

• [quote]I cant wait to respond snarkily on Monday with my trademark phrase to the tedios predictable conversation that will go on over and over and over in my office when breeders return from their holiday and have their annual penis-envy menu food square off about all the crap they ate and all the crap their mothers make and all the crap that they have that nobody ele has and over and over and over and how full every one was after eating and eating more than any other family on the whole planet because nobody has thanksgiving like THEIR family. Speaking of "over and over and over"...

• you sound like a coda ala non R6

• R5 is a 9 year old alcoholic.

• OP spent the day alone, nursing a bottle of vodka.

• You're fat, OP!

• R5...it's none of your business if I'm fat! So, get over it.

• I'm sorry for your loneliness, OP. Maybe get a cat.

• What kind of work do you do that people talk about this kind of stuff. Usually people just ask if you've had a good Thanksgiving and go to work. Who the fuck goes on and on? I would fire them.

• Awww, poor OP. Thread not turning out as you hoped, is it hun?

• The default for Republican families

• Good grief, r16. What do you have against kitties? I wouldn't trust this wretch with a Furbie.

• Ignore these low-life, obese cows OP. You are absolutely right to be annoyed by the never ending screeching over how much better they are than everyone else...especially the cube fraus who took ALL the leftovers home with them and then polished them ALL off before they went to bed. Pounds upon pounds of mash, stuffing and turkey legs being jammed down without even being chewed and I'll bet every one of them had either turkey earrings or a festive pilgrim sweatshirt on covered in giblet gravy drippings. PIGS

• yes

• Yes, yes, yes, yes, YES! We are all fat as pregnant sows. And we eat like Jethro Bodine. And we squeal with laughter at the stupidest yarns. And we make vulgar noises when we sit on leather chairs and divans. And we're the one thing you'll never be: happy!