My cousin keeps screwing me in the middle of the night.

I'm staying with family for Thanksgiving and this has mean sleeping with my annoyingly horny cousin. For three nights in a row, I have been awakened to find my cousin moaning and screwing my butt. When I stop him, he claims he was sleeping and dreaming having sex with his girl friend. On the third night, I even asked him why he only fucks his girl friend in the ass, just to lighten the situation with a little humor. He claims that when the two of them are together they "spoon" and that way he takes her from behind. I'm not buying it, so tomorrow I'm going to make him wash the sheets and teach him a lesson. He had the never to ask if he had hurt me. I assured him he hadn't, and that I really liked corn holing, just not with my relatives. Now he just wants to be friends so I won't feel so bad. I think the kid is a little crazy, but I go home in two more days.

• Toots, this never happened. Never, ever, evah!

• cute parody

• It sounds more likely that he is closeted or curious or sex-addicted, than that he has some kind of sleep-based disorder that's been making him do this. But don't worry, it's definitely nothing special about you that's making him screw you. When you go home in two days, never mention it again. Odds are he'll go back to school and move on.

• The original EST about the cousin and Thanksgiving was so incredibly absurd that it was a parody unto itself. This just seems weak and inane. But, thanks for trying. Oh, and proofreading is your friend.

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• OP cut or uncut? Jock? Hairy hole?

• Gosh, this happened with my Mom.

• This should've started with "Dear Penthouse Forum ...."

• More like, "Dear Princeton Tiger Beat".

• OP, you love the reality or fantasy of it, whichever is actually happening.

• This seems to be an Extremely Sensitive Topic and deserves all the attention such a matter deserves. *click* *dial tone* *goodbye*

• haha, cute OP.

• Geez, my Javy troll was more convincing than this.

• Are your serious op? I think boundries are being crossed, this can't be healthy for either of you.