LOL, all I'll say is that there are quite a few of 'em on my page.
I have a 'friend' who constantly acts like he's doing a gratitude journal, but it's really just an excuse to brag publicly. Here's today's:
"I'm thankful for the education I'm receiving, for the admission to an Ivy League university, and the changes that are about to happen in my life."
Gag me with a fucking spoon.
I love the ones where they post a picture of themselves, only they're really fishing for compliments about whatever's in the background (their fancy car, a fancy room in their house, etc). You know...nonchalant braggery.
R3, it's called a "backdoor compliment."
Any fucking status that starts with "I'm so blessed because . . ." is posted by someone who needs to be taken out by a drone.
I know one particularly insufferable case, but he has a history of mental illness so I wouldn't dare call him out.
XX XXXX thinks that her new earrings and caftans are DI-VINE!
I just got through reading an "I am so blessed to have the perfect wife, wonderful children" by a guy whose wife is pregnant with #4.
Just a few months ago his perfect wife beat him so badly (and in front of their children allegedly) that he had to call the police and file a report. But love conquers all, I guess. And god.