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Ugh, I have to share a single bed with my 18-year nephew this Thanksgiving.
He's a senior in high school, a major athlete, and sleeps in the nude. This Thanksgiving is going to be a disaster.
- That made me chuckle, OP. Thanks!
- I'm not seeing the problem here.
- Oh, Uncle Bottom, I've missed you!
- Now for some real thanksgiving stuffing!
- And ... Gravy!
- How interESTing...
- On Friday, op, you can have some sloppy seconds!
- Yes. But is he cut or uncut?
- Wait a sec. Aren't you the one who posted about being 33 and having to share a bed with your uncut nephew and you dreaded this because you had nothing in common?
- Make him wear a jockstrap to bed. That'll quell any uncomfortable stuff.
- Turkey and overeating makes you sleep
- Uncle Graxy!
- Ha ha! Excellent, OP. Let me guess: small bed, too, right?
- Warning, OP. In the morning, when his 10" cock gets it's morning wood, it's going to accidentally surprise anal your ass. You may want to sleep face to face as opposed to the spooning method!!!
- Don't forget to walk in on him masturbating when telling him dinner's ready!
- I feel for you!
- With my luck, any relative I shared a bed with would turn out to be a MATHlete.
- No twink ass for you!
- Can someone provide some details on the nephew troll for those of us who are new to DL and missed that bit of trolling?
- Remember to pre-lube.
- I will pray for the OP's soul
- R23 At least he doesn't have to bunk with Rafalca.
- I seriously sat here for a full minute, cackling like a lunatic over this post. Thanks for cheering me up, OP.
- By single bed do you mean a twin size, one of you is going to have to get on top
- Our sympathies OP.
[To: The World Is A Circle]
Just because he may look tall
It doesn't mean that he could be small...
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