Can someone just make them all go away?

I'm hosting the family Thanksgiving and have several family members staying with me. I want to kill myself (or a few of them) and it's only day one. I won't make it till Thursday.

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• That's what alcohol is for, OP.

• Why do people do this shit if their family makes them crazy? You did this to yourself. I have no sympathy. Next year, grow some balls and say you are doing something else.

• Just smoke copious amounts of pot, silly.

• Just go take a nap in the twin bed with your college-aged cousin. That should help ease the tension.

• Fix your attitude?

• OP, Don't you have an emergency work project? Or need to "hibernate" due to an illness? If not sick yet, isn't everyone around you coming down with something and you need to get extra rest?