On the first DL Christmas

my true love gave to me

A pa-rro-ot in a fake tree.
On the second DL Christ mas my true love gave to me...
2 massengills
Cheryl
What was the name of that bird who died and the OP's boyfriend put him down the garbage chute?
2 Massengills, And a parro-ot in a fake tree. On the third DL Christmas my true love gave to me...
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Waiting for the Five Gold Cock-Rings
on the 3rd day of DL Xmas my true love gave to me. . . .
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three French mens...
On the fourth DL christmas my true love gave to me Four Ca-all Boys Three French Mens Two Massingills ..And a parro-ot in a fake tree. On the fifth DL Christmas my true love gave to me...
FIVE GOLD COCK RIIIIIIIIIINGS!
FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS!
FIVE GOLD COCK RIIIIIIIIIINGS! Four Ca-all Boys Three French Mens Two Massingills ..And a parro-ot in a fake tree.
You people have all the rhythm of Steve Martin in "The Jerk".
three French mens... Oh, dear. Even in rhyme.
A good, ole fashioned STD!
R13 'French Mens' is written like that on purposes
R8
Memories of abuse that upset my boun-da-ries!
Gaia Bloodflow
Earrings! Caftan!
[quote][R13] 'French Mens' is written like that on purposes Hens is the plural of hen, but men... Never mind, the point is it doesn't make it right. And don't even think of invoking your art.
On the Sixth Day of DL Xmas my true Love gave to me. . . . .
r18 - you mean to tell me you've never heard the term "mens" used on purpose for humorous effect? (and Womens for that matter)
Close your laptop and get out more
Seven mo's a rimming Six tops a pounding
Seven turkey meatballs...
Six Studs a A-laying FIVE GOLDEN COCK RINGS!!!!!!
Oh, for God's sake, your little mens rhyme was hilarious. HILARIOUS! Oh, my sides! If you're this thin skinned consider staying in a little more.... yikes...
r8 - I truly laughed out loud reading "three French mens," and so you have at least one fan.
On the eighth DL Christmas, my true love gave to me: Eight Freepers Freeping Seven mo's a rimming Six studs a laying FIVE GOLD COCK RIIIIIIIIIINGS! Four Ca-all Boys Three French Mens Two Massingills ..And a parro-ot in a fake tree.
I think we can keep the original: 9 Ladies Dancing
9 Cans a Frosting
On the 9th DL Christmas, my true love gave to me: Nine Strippers Dancing Eight Cocks-a-Milking Seven mo's a rimming Six studs a laying FIVE GOLD COCK RIIIIIIIIIINGS! Four Ca-all Boys Three French Mens Two Massingills ..And a parro-ot in a fake tree.
On the tenth DL Christmas, my true love gave to me: Ten twinks a-tweaking Nine Ladies Dancing Eight Freepers Freeping Seven mo's a rimming Six studs a laying FIVE GOLD COCK RIIIIIIIIIINGS! Four Ca-all Boys Three French Mens Two Massingills ..And a parro-ot in a fake tree.
Hee Hee!!!
Eleven prisspots mincing
Twelve doms a-kinking Eleven prisspots mincing Ten twinks a-tweaking Nine Ladies Dancing Eight Freepers Freeping Seven mo's a rimming Six studs a laying FIVE GOLD COCK RIIIIIIIIIINGS! Four Ca-all Boys Three French Mens Two Massingills ..And a parro-ot in a fake tree.
Yay!
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I LURVE this song
12 threads of Twilight 11 paparazzis 10 fundies freeping 9 ponies prancing 8 gays a-bitching 7 holes presenting 6 Mama's mussies 5 turkey meatballs 4 foreskin trolls 3 frauen 2 husbears and a possible case of herpes.
On the 13th day of DL Xmas my true love gave to me. . . . .
Seven Lezzies Licking
Y'all have really put me in the holiday spirit... I refuse to do ANY more work the rest of the day (2 eggnog lunch?)
2 Tears In a Bucket
[quote]Hens is the plural of hen, but men... Is it fun being an anal retentive prisspot?
HOlidays always bring out the best in us
What's the matter, R13? Are you stressed out because of the holidaze?
twelve Free Refills!!!!
A cat!
[quote]You people have all the rhythm of Steve Martin in "The Jerk". I think you're the one who missed not only the boat, but both the soul and the love trains. You do realize everything fits, rythmically? The only questionable one is "four ca-all boys", and at least it was properly split so the singer knew where to kick it. Besides, "four calling boys" - or "four [insert a one syllable adjective here] call boys" - would have squashed the joke. And before you scream "parro-ot" (or like one), the original song goes partri-idge. So it's a perfect match.
Metronome Mary
I love metronome marys
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Bump
On the Fucked-up day of DL Xmas my Truelove gave to me. . . . . . .