Kate Middleton Pregnant: Are The Duchess Of Cambridge And Prince William Set To Announce They're Expecting?

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http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/11/19/kate-middleton-pregnant_n_2159114.html



• No, OP. We read it first in The Enquirer the week after their wedding, and every week since then.

• Just like Jennifer Aniston is expecting.

• Who the Fuck cares!

• It's not as though the Middleton cow has any purpose to her life now other than to breed.

• Wouldn't be surprising if the kid comes out retarded with that family's genetics.

• Kate has had a baby bump for as long as Jennifer Aniston.

• Will the baby be bald?

• Will the baby be a redhead?

• I care R 3. Another mouth for the British tax payers to feed.

  Put upon British Tax payer

• Taxpayers don't subsidize the young royals.

• Dear Brits - Absolutely no one on Earth cares about this tiresome tabloid bunch of people except you. It's embarrassing to your entire society that the U.K. contributes absolutely nothing to the human race except your own delusional self involvement in your silly "royal" family. It's time to enter the 21st Century and be productive members of the world community. Aren't you embarrassed enough by how self obsessed and laughable you've become?

• OMG! How on earth did this happen?!

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• Dear r11, We'll ride our self-obsession and laughability all the way to the bank, thank you. We'll gladly accept the millions in tourists dollars (yes, as in US dollars) because of the existence of the Royals.