Melody may look like Chris Farley in a long, dark wig, but her lady parts work just fine, thank you. "From being at the birth center, I knew I wanted to try water birth this time around. Instead of renting a birth pool, we ordered a small kiddie pool to use as a birth pool instead. At around 34 weeks, I started having some episodes of regular contractions, so [my midwife] put me on restricted activity. It wasn't bedrest, but we wanted to make sure baby stayed put a few more weeks. I started to worry we wouldn't get the home birth I'd dreamed of-- SC law doesn't allow home births before 37 weeks." Um, wait a minute... I thought it was a *good* thing for the state to be all up in the collective cooch? Not when it's you and your choices, huh?
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