Caffeinated Cracker Jacks?

Why?

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• Oh, I expected an NSFW post.

• Why not? People are looking for alternative ways to get their caffeine on. Don't have time to stop for coffee? Take a package of Cracker Jack from home & your good to go.

• MOMMY I WANT MORE CRACKER JACK. MOMMY I WANT MORE CRACKER JACK. MOMMY I WANT MORE CRACKER JACK.