Ann Romney is so bitter that every time she sees a lemmon she "blanks"

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• It's commonly known as 'Etch-a-Sketch Syndrome'. It starts with Ann frantically turning the knobs on the limo radio and finding that every channel is severely trashing her husband's candidacy. Ann then furiously shakes her head in fits of denial, hoping to achieve the Blank Slate state.

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• Laughs.

• has an abortion

• "Upper frontals"

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• Wow, R1.

  Bert Convey

• She makes lemon chicken which Willard hates. A bitter argument ensues

• Queefs.

  C.N.%20Reilly

• screams for the nanny.

  Nipsey Russell

• Calls ICE on it.

• Aren't Match Game questions supposed to set up a potentially funny answer? This one doesn't make sense. Why would the sight of a lemon provoke a particular response from an embittered person? In any case, lemons aren't bitter, they are sour which is not the same thing.

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• They are non-white, which is certain to attract her ire, as well as suspicions about illegal foreign entry. I think OP was thinking of bitchy replies, like, "she wants to suck it to relax her jaw" or somethign like that.

• ....she squeezes Mitt's old shriveled balls until he squeals like a pig.

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• ...changes the channel to Fox News.

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• Now I'm confused too.

• Is blanking out a symptom of MS or something? Her husband lost an election, but there hasn't been anything in the news about her acting like a stroke victim.

• R15=stroke victim. I feel sorry for OP, so many posters have no idea what was needed in this thread.

• She screams that Champagne Bubble Music is against the Latter-Day God's Great Plan and runs from the room. "Lemmon" indeed.

• Really strange post. I don't understand what the op is trying to say at all.

• pisses lemonade

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• I think it's some kind of clever play on "lemmon."

• wonders why there is no vodka around it.

• "thinks of Rene Zelwegger's scrunchy face"

• I googled "lemmon" and a bunch of results for Jack Lemmon came up. Maybe it's a joke about that.

• shrieks with rage and tries to squash herself under the car elevator.

• sucks on it?

• Is the OP just stupid or is there a pun in his post?

• "wants to correct its spelling".

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• "eats out the nanny"

  Betty%20White

• Also confused. However, does ANYONE like lemon chicken?

• What is sadder: that the OP is still making Ann Romney jokes two weeks after the election, that OP is making a Match Game joke in 2012, that OP does not understand that Match Game jokes are supposed to be funny, or that OP is unable to spell "lemon". Really, what an absolute, absolute waste of carbon-based life.

• At Legal Seafood this weekend I squeezed lemon onto my entree.

• OP is a total asshole.

• Really, honestly, I am genuinely curious if the OP is a stroke victim.. Nothing about his post makes sense.

• Poops

  Charles Nelson Riley

• She sucks it, determined to alkalize her blood ph.

• Ann Romney deserves to suck rocks

• Leave my 'lemmon' out of this.

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• [quote]Ann Romney is so bitter that every time she sees a lemmon Oh dear....

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• Agree with R20 except the word clever.

• R30, the hipster loser (I would say "looser" but the place is infested with know-nothings.) seems to think that we at the DL will some day get over Ann Romney, Cunt. Of course lemon is lemon and this is not thread to watch, but at least get over yourself long enough to realize that that bitch is a permanent fixture in our Twat and Frau Gallery. Sorry if your attention span is shorter than that bus you're on.

• Somebody really, really hates their mother.

• Every time she sees a lemon she whats?

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