Is Oprah dead?

Where is she?

• Check the bakeries

• No, just her influence.

• I think it's sick when people joke around about people being dead.

• The last I heard from her, she'd struck a deal with Arianna Huffington to develop an OWN section of HuffPo. But she is for sure flying under the radar these days. We've already discussed how she was infamously taciturn during the election, with many suggesting a feud with Mrs. O.

• Maybe she just wants to relax & enjoy her $

• She's hanging out with Patricia Heaton.

• with Gayle

• She fucking RETIRED. Do people seriously expect her to be in their lives every day like before?

• [quote]She fucking RETIRED. Do people seriously expect her to be in their lives every day like before? Really r8? I thought she started her own daily TV network.

• What rock did you people crawl out from under? Oprah has Her own network, called OWN.She is still doing new interviews, Oprah's Next Chapter & Where Are They Now as well as a show called Oprah's Life Class. She just hired Tyler Perry to create programs for Her network.

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• Isn't she also working on a movie?

• busy dining on Gayle's pussy

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• Oprah has agreed to restart her old TV show's legendary gift-giving machine just for President Obama, so that he can begin dispersing the promised rewards to the 53 million people of us who voted for him.

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• Gayle has Oprah trapped inside her vaj.

• Right now she's in talks with Hostess to take over the company. On one hand the workers are happy that they'll have jobs again, but with Oprah as a boss, she'll eat the company bankrupt again, before the new year.

• You people are crude. I would never stand in the way of Oprah's true love with Steadman. Never. Oh, I might lay down or kneel for her lovin'. But stand? Never.

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• [quote]She just hired Tyler Perry to create programs for Her network. That actually seems like a really good idea in terms of the business aspects of OWN. Tyler Perry has a built in audience with a really great demographic for all his work. He is a very rare bird in that regard. Oh. I think Oprah is laying low because she might be recovering from a bit of cosmetic surgery.

• Now that Hostess has declared bankruptcy, I guess she is.

• She just had some interview with Rihanna where she admitted she still loved Chris Brown.

• R10 capitalizes "Her" in reference to Oprah, as if she's God. Creepy!

• She has been busy counting all her money, she has to start now or she won't finish before she dies.