Marco Rubio 45th President Of The United States

A Cuban who lied about his parents fleeing Castro. Let me guess though, many of you would vote for him due to his uncut Cuban peen.

• he seems a little gay

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• Maybe someday, but not 45tg.

• for the longest time I thought his name was Marc O. Rubio....like Viveca A. Fox

• Christ, is Barry Goldwater the last Republican politician to tell the truth?

• Latinos are smarter than that. Just because the GOP would foist this clown upon the public, doesn't mean the Latinos will automatically side with him.

• [quote]Let me guess though, many of you would vote for him due to his uncut Cuban peen. This slight is useless without pictures.

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• No other Latinos, especially the Mexicans, like Cubans. Especially the Miami relatives.

• If he's the same batshit crazy rightwinger, no.

• He's too cleancut, like some Christian real estate salesman. I like a little ROUGHAGE with my uncut Cuban peen.

• He is cute

• Uncut? You have our vote!

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• He most certainly has a nice, warm, moist and inviting anus

• [quote]A Cuban who lied about his parents fleeing Castro. Is this as bad as admitting some Cherokee ancestry?

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• Do you have a problem with middle initials, R3?

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• Are all Cuban-Americans uncut, though? I've met a few and they were cut, which surprised me, but I think they've assimilated, more or less, to the culture. Even DL favorite Raul Esparza is cut.

• He's cut, guys. Remember, he grew up in the Mormon church for a while.

• I'll be bald by then, you know.

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• R5 is right. Jeez, if skin color/ethnicity were all that mattered, that loon Alan Keyes would have locked up the black vote long ago. Rubio is stunningly underwhelming like W. Other than vomiting on someone in front of a Congresswoman, attending foam parties, cultivating a bad combover and lying about his parents, what else is he known for? What do Florida folks think of him?

• That. Will. Never. Happen.

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• If we have a Hispanic president in the near future, it'll be Julián Castro not Rubio.

• Agree with R20. People just don't get selected to give keynotes unless the party is going push them hard in the future. [quote] Other than vomiting on someone in front of a Congresswoman, attending foam parties Oh, my!

• Julian Castro was awesome at the Convention. Rubio is insipid.

• He couldn't even help the Republicans win Florida this go around. He is an assclown.

• I will never vote for any Republican. Staunch democrat and liberal here, like most gay men.

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• I would marry R24