Let's Really Screw Up the Thanksgiving Turkey This Year!

Holy Mary! They've brined the turkey in Dunkin' Donuts goop and covered it with sprinkles! OMG, this is a direct violation of tradition! Sinners, Sinners!

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• They brined it in Dunkin' Donuts goop? Yuck. How bizarrely trashy. Everybody knows you brine a turkey in gin!

  W. Trash