Who is Taylor Lautner trying to fool?

This is NOT a Caucasian.

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More importantly, what is Robert Pattinson on? Homegirl is feelin' NO pain.
Race is just a social construct. The real question should be "Is it human?"
Who cares? He's absolultely gorgeous and is growing out his lush chest hair. Mama wants some of that.
OP, exactly when did Taylor Lautner ever announce he was a Caucasian? The premise of your question is by definition racist because Taylor Lautner has never announced, let alone tried to fool anyone, that he is a Caucasian. Why would he? When is the last time you announced your ethnic makeup? People aren't generally in the habit of doing that. (Leaving aside for a moment the fact that there is nothing remotely non-Caucasian about his appearance.)
Who gives a shit? He's borderline retarded and will be forgotten six months after the last Twilight disappears.
I see Google alerts has brought a Lautner fangirl here. "I'm French, Dutch and German, and on my mother's side, she has some Potawatomi and Ottawa Indian in her."
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1587744/twilight-actor-taylor-lautner-eager-deliver-naked-line.jhtml
OP, What heritage do you suspect Lautner comes from? He does have gorgeous but very, very dark brown eyes. I've known those with blond hair, blue eyes and fair skin, that are still part Native American.
Whatever he is, it's an interesting mix. Pattinson looks chavvier than ever in that pic, though.
There is a lot of fug in those pics.
I'm fairly certain Tay Tay isn't related to Marty Feldman...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001204/
R7 I'd say he has to be at least half Amerindian. The hair is a big giveaway.
He's definitely part pug-nose
Didn't he and his father claim to be Mexican or something to get Taylor cast in Sharkboy and Lavagirl produced by the Rodriguez brothers?
You would think that the handful of closet gay stars widely known to be gay and lying about it, wouldn't hang around with the others in the same boat. Find some Republican redneck to hang out with and butch your rep up Princess! May I recommend Chuck Norris or Ted Nugent.
What's with all the racist trolls today? Log Cabiners still drinking heavily since last Tuesday?
OP = Tagg Romney
[quote]"Is it human?" Seriously. When it glares the teeth... I screamed.
He looks as if he wears a wig. I can see strands of fly-away Korean plastic over his forehead.
The whole butch appearance is so not working for him. That sprout of hair on his chin looks like something left from his Halloween costume as, guess what, a super gay werewolf. He'd be perfect as dapper 'gentleman' thief or hustler with a heart of gold (but not much of a brain). I don't see the whole action movie career working for him.
He is decidedly NOT gorgeous. He looks like the Missing Link.
He's looked hot in the past, but something's off in those photos. Maybe R19 is right. And that Kristen Stewart is just hideous. We're supposed to believe those two would be fighting over that?
I think it's a wig too r18. He's getting hotter though.
Taylor a cute young man and deserves more respect than is likely to be found on DL. He's and actor and as such is whatever his audience perceives him to be. All of the sub grouping is stupid. People have various skin colors but there is only one race of humans or we couldn't breed with one another. Granted some people with dark skin are looked down upon, but those who hold those views are self identifiable as stupid people. Why would those of us on DL which has a high proportion of dark skinned members pick at this festering social wound? If any group on the internet should know better, it is us.
He looks like the hot Navajo guy I used to fuck.
damn! he really needs to do porn!!!
I know I will be in the minority but he is NOT attractive in any way. Yes, he has a great body but I find his face to be kind of repulsive.
Put a bag on it
He looks Native American to me.
He's not attractive to me but he has improved. Rpatz by contrast is getting uglier by the day.
he just looks unfortunate
r25, He'd be the first who could get two dicks up his nostrils. Taylor Lautner, the saviour of gay porn.
Robert & Kristen look miserable, as usual.
[quote]Race is just a social construct. Says the white person.
Pattinson is sprouting the HUGEST set of jowls.
I don't care what race he is either (agree, it's an artificial construct) and don't care who he dates regardless of sex. I find both Pattison and Lautner very unattractive. The only Twilight guy I find attractive and very sexy is the vapid himbo Kellan Lutz.
The photographer captured the extraordinary commaraderie among the cast in those pictures. Both the joy of a job well done and the melencholy that it's about to end is reflected in those expressive faces. They've been through a phenomenon not seen since the original Star Wars and it's forged a bond that will never be broken. Bella, Edward and Jacob you're part of silver screen immortality now.
Alpaca or capybara?
OMG R35. I nearly choked.
I never followed twatlight but this is the first time I've ever purposely looked at a pic related to that mess and I gotta say Lautner is sexy
[quote]"I'm French, Dutch and German, and on my mother's side, she has some Potawatomi and Ottawa Indian in her." I actually believe the Indian part. That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw those pics in the OP. You can see the Indian parts actually.
Compared to the 2 people he is standing next to, yes, R38
It's amazing they picked these three to lead a multi-million franchise (and I know nobody knew he big it could get, but they had some inkling it might be a hit). All three have the charisma of day old oatmeal, Lautner looks like a pig, Kristen Stewart - sullen, blank, Robert Pattinson just looks goofy - flat face, looks like he's getting some middle aged spread there. Gross, all of them. But at least Taylor looks like he showers. Rpatz being cast as some kind of supposed Greek god will be the joke of this decade. What were they thinking?
I'm guessing Taylor is adopted? Doesn't look like his French,German. I sure he's Latino and his older white parents adopted.
I dont know, R42, but I do know that his parents are fundie Christians and that he comes from a conservative area of Michigan. Probably one of the reasons he is afraid to come out.
R35 wins the Datalounge.
R23, He is An actor, and cannot be used in place of an. This fucking drives me crazy !!!
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It's staggering how ugly Robert Pattinson is. Like some kind of troll.
R43-That is telling right there. It's not impossible for him to have the mixture he claims. But given his features and skin tone. Did it just completely miss his parents? I saw his parents and they appear to be older and Caucasian. I think it's just "safe" for them to market with the French/Native/German combo. When his looks appear to be possibly Native American/Latino.
Me love you wong time
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Taylor is the most good-looking man on this planet, everyone knows that.
He could at least try to butch up his appearance if he wants to pass for straight? I'm gay, but I'm a butch jock acting type, so no one suspects that I like cock. It's actually a delicious situation to be in.
At least he looks good with his clothes off. Poor R Pat is just unfortunate.
Who cares what the haters think? I want to lick his bubble butt and pierce his chocolate starfish with my moist and mobile tongue.
I just noticed that Robert Pattinson's nose is almost completely sideways. Would it kill him to groom his eyebrows? He looks like an old hobo when he stands near Lautner.
r35?! r35?!!! I think Lautner looks hot in some of the pics with his face close-up. Fucking gorgeous lips. It's Pattinson that I'm worried for: I thought he was beautiful, but, alas, I think I drank the marketing Kool-Aid since he looks like any bloke you'd see in a London bar. Maybe for 1 fuck. The girl is gorgeous, but looking at her eyes, she is tired. Tired.
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DjKT238ZSVm4%26feature%3Drelated
Bitch please. Tay Tay is getting more dick than he can fit in his orifices. "Fooling" some tired queens is the last thing on his mind right about now.
R55, I'm not sure about that. Taylor's parents are Christian fundies and he's probably afraid to have sex with a guy until he is a little older.
Aw, I think Taylor looks good here. Stewart is her usual petulant mallrat self. Seriously, she's a dime a dozen. Scout any high school for a million mousy brunettes for big chins, you won't be disappointed. Pattinson looks like he hit the wall. Literally.
http://www.justjared.com/2012/11/15/kristen-stewart-robert-pattinson-breaking-dawn-madrid-premiere/
Pattinson can look terrible sometimes, but other times he can look incredibly good.
Cruise-esque shorty with pug nose and close-set crossed eyes. Mm, hawt.
[quote]Pattinson can look terrible sometimes, but other times he can look incredibly good. Those times are few and VERY far between. He's aging terribly as his face becomes more flat and his nose more off centered. At least Taylor has a good body and a nice smile.
Pattinson is getting that paunchy, pasty, flabby thing a lot of Brits get as they inch towards 30.
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Don't give in to it, R Pat!!
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Yeah, I think that boy has more Indian blood than he knows/thinks. Amerindian guys are hot!
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This is the funniest thread ever! Man, the insults are flying fast and furiously. Taylor absolutely looks like the mix he claims to be. Pure Native Americans are much darker than he is, so the European blood mixed with Native, to provide him with Native features and lighter skin tone. I see it all the time. Look at Jon and Kate Gosselin. John is something like 1/4 Japanese, and he looks sort of European and fair. Kate is 100% European, but their kids look even more Asian than Jon does! And they're darker than he is, as well. You never know about genetics. That said, Taylor is maturing nicely. Love that he's sporting a hairy chest, compared to the primped and plucked 20-somethings nowdays. [quote] I'm not sure about that. Taylor's parents are Christian fundies and he's probably afraid to have sex with a guy until he is a little older. Taylor is the money maker in the family, and he doesn't even live with his parents anymore. He lives in LA. He's 20 years old, and can do whatever he wants. Last I saw, he was hanging out with some of Hollywood's "Velvet Mafia," so he is probably no stranger to homosex. I can only imagine how much cock he's getting behind closed doors. And jealous bitches though you may be, Taylor is still richer, younger, and hotter than probably 99.9% of you here. He is probably having more sex than you, and with better looking guys. So keep hating. It's not like he gives two shits what you bitter bitches think about him.
[quote]Love that he's sporting a hairy chest Link please.
TL is so sexy
OP = "Fauxcahontas" Elizabeth Warren
He's gay porn cute, but definitely not movie star cute.
Ugly is not a race, OP.
[quote]He's gay porn cute, but definitely not movie star cute. Correct. Movie star checklist (male) 1) Gay men and Straight women want to FUCK him . CHECK! 2) Straight men and Lesbians want to BE him. FAIL! They have ZERO interest in him.
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Both Rpatz and Taylor fail at that criteria, R70.
R67 = Scott Brown
R64, how are the lines outside the Loews Streets of Woodfield 20?
[quote]I just noticed that Robert Pattinson's nose is almost completely sideways. Would it kill him to groom his eyebrows? He looks like an old hobo when he stands near Lautner.
http://i.imgur.com/DnIh2.jpg
Guess who BlindGossip claims wants to be the next action star, or baring that option, a future romantic lead? Justin B. Personally I find Lautner more believable in either role.
Like any Hollywood actor, his skin looks more orange than brown.
You're just jealous of a hot ass.
When is Taylor going to SHOW his ass? That is the question.
in those photos tay tay looks AMAZING. Have to say Rpatz did not look good at all.
Do you think he plays with his bubble butt when he's alone?
It makes me sad to see Taylor with his freakish nose. He would be really pretty if he would just get the damn thing fixed. I don't know if he's holding on to it hoping that after he dies they'll put it the Mütter Museum or what, but whatever the reason he needs to use some of his earnings to take care of the problem.
I thought Lautner was at his sexiest in 'The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl' but he didn't have any chest hair that I recall.
cut or uncut? hairy hole?
Almost certainly cut, being born in Michigan.
He is not caucasian. He is Shark Boy.
Oddly enough, I think Pattison actually looks best with the twilight make-up on.
R81, actually the nose is what makes him so cute
Lautner didn't show his ass in his last movie, and it didn't do very well. He'll need to do so next time if he wants it to succeed.
Taylor looks "special."
They all look "special."
http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2759021/kristen-stewart-robert-pattinson-breaking-dawn-berlin-premiere-06/
At least Robert Pattinson was willing to do some nudity in one of his recent films. The same can't be said for Taylor.
The IMDb entry for Lautner's next film Tracers is not encouraging: "Wanted by the mafia, a new York City bike messenger escapes into the world of parkour after meeting a beautiful stranger." ***Shudder***
He grew up in the same town as me and his parents are caucasian, pretty nice people too. But I've never heard of him ever seriously dating a girl so I do think he may be gay. His parents are conservative/religious.
Unless Taylor shows his ass, I will not be seeing it.
I still think almost everybody in Twilight is gay.
[quote] his parents are caucasian, pretty nice people too Thank you!
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[quote]I've never heard of him ever seriously dating a girl so I do think he may be gay. No kidding!
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From my flamingly gay perspective parents who give their kid a hard time for being gay aren't exactly nice people no matter how 'nice' they come off.
Actually, he's the only one I hope has a career afterwards...
r99, He was so bad in Abduction. And I write that as a fan of him, his nose, and his abs.
Taylor has no chance at a career. Robert P is on track to become the next Hayden Christensen or Orlando Bloom. Kristen Stewart will flame out faster than you can say Rupert Sanders.
Pattinson is balding and Lautner's nose betrays his true heritage.
"and Lautner's nose betrays his true heritage." Porcine?
[quote]Porcine? Alpacine.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BzovXp390K8/S7R2a2CloJI/AAAAAAAAA0c/F8-xJW0x2Ns/s1600/TAYLOR-LAUTNER-ALPACA.jpg
A friend of mine never fucked him but tells me he is quite the little goer in the sack.
How does he know that, R105?
Is he out?
Taylor looks pretty good here. Pattinson has the widest hips for a man. And he must have a micropeen since I don't think I've ever seen evidence of anything going on down there.
http://www.celebitchy.com/263961/kristen_stewart_in_elie_saab_at_the_berlin_bd_2_premiere_glamorous_or_showgirl-y/
Taylor would be hot....if not for that nose!,
The nose gives him character. Without it he would look ... well, dime a dozen kind of pretty. If only he'd focus on becoming a better actor instead of some short lived teenage pussy wank material.
Taylor would look boring and average without his nose. If he would try to change it, he would end up like Jennifer Grey.
So instead of boring and average he just looks fugly with that nose instead.
It's like when Mario Lopez got his nose done, it makes a big difference
R108, didn't Pattinson imply last year that he has a bigger cock than Taylor?
Taylor is a mix of mostly northern european and a bit of native american...he's not gorgeous but for me his body makes him hot enough for a 1 night stand. I don't like his voice though lol Pattinson is gross and not hot at all
Du have a pic of mario lopez pre nose job
he's comes from the wentworth miller mega-mix gene pool.. except he is not a good looking as wentworth
HE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He has a bigger career than Wentworth, though.
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He did date in HS he was into gothic chicks. Seriously.
FUCK YEA! $141 million smackaroos! Eat that, haters!
He's a beautiful man. Period.
Mario Lopez b4 nose
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Is Mario Lopez still a Republican?
Robert looks like he's taken some substances to help him get through the day.
If you had to appear with Kristen Stewart in public after she'd humiliated you by 'cheating' on you in front of the world, wouldn't you want to be on drugs, R125?
I've seen pix of his fat fat dad and his mother, both white. It's so weird, I think his mother has NA somewhere.
R127, what's "NA", precious? What's "NA"?
Whatever he is, he sure is smelling some DELISH cookies!
He can fool right in my mouth.
The pics at r57's link make the girl look like Big Bird with those scrawny legs and yellow dress.
I never realized Taylor's neck is so long. It's sexy.