Dear TARGET

Your new Black Friday TV ads are insufferable. Who ever told you it would be cute or enticing to have an annoying couple sing off key loudly while making "crazy" faces, lied to you. Not only do I hit the mute button the second the ads are spotted. If I weren't already boycotting you, I would refuse to shop at your store for inflicting this torture on the world this holiday season. Have a nice day.

• Make it stop

• Simmer down OP, simmer down!

• Isn't it ironic?

  Alanis

• Did you hear that, Target? OP HAS SPOKEN!

  He's telling you NOW, so he won't have to tell you THEN...

• I'd boycott Target, but I can't resist one of the cashiers, a black bodybuilder type whose red Target polo clings to his huge biceps and jutting-out pecs. He's absolutely delicious. We flirt with each other constantly, and I'm waiting for him to ask me out.

• [quote]Did you hear that, Target? OP HAS SPOKEN! Have you seen, let alone heard these comercial? And they will continue until Christmas.

• I can't wait until TARGET reads this post and responds!

• r5, that's like the gay version of the SNL Target sketch. "You're hot...when do you go on break?" Not all the cute twinks work at A&F or Hollister. You can find some pretty good eye candy at Target. Most of them are on the sales floor, especially in Electronics. The weekend at this time of year is a good time to spot them. Love the affluent suburban Targets, where the high school boys all play sports & are swept up in metrosexualism. They know how to make themselves look pretty, even for their seasonal jobs stocking cheap shit made in China.

• Did Macy's pull their ads to take Trump out? They were running holiday tv ads with Martha and some other celebs including the Donald. But they are not on anymore since the election and Donald's insane ranting about the prez.

• R5...That made me laugh. You're funny. I just saw the ad this morning...silly.

• Target announced today that a complaint on an Internet board that no one reads, has made them change corporate policy.