They're deep-frying turkeys on QVC

and David Venable is orgasming.

• Y'all missed some good eatin' and lookin' at David. One of the male presenters asked David to marry him tonight, but David said no.

• Quick! Save Joan Rivers!

• Why does David orgasm at the words mac and cheese? He's done three times in five minutes. Damn.

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• Hillbilly culture mainstreamed

• Those yum-yum faces he does and that "happy dance" is so cringeworthy it's hard to watch.

• My boyfriend and I tune-in to watch this queen on Sunday mornings. I have no idea but he intriques me. Him and his shoe-polished hair.

• You fraus DO realize he's gay, right?

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• He looks as if he's snacked on a few too many fried turkeys.

• R3 It's cheaper than buying the packaged sauce.

• David is the Liberace of our time... if not that, then Richard Simmons. Gay, gay, gay and just plain embarrassing these days. Old ladies and flyover fraus love him and he plays along. A W F U L I used to enjoy him on-air, thought he was a big and attractive man. No more.

• I think Clinton Kelly said he was going to be hosting with Dave.

• I've only recently discovered QVC. Where did David Venable come from? Is he a creation of the network or was he a local tv or radio person? My boyfriend's 70 year old mom and her cousin, an 82 year old widow absolutely LOVE him and will sit around and watch him all day, then quote him when we're out to dinner! It's hysterical. I'm not sure why they're so smitten by him.

• R7, you are the one talking about fucking QVC, so perhaps you should get off your high horse.

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• He was hot for about five minutes years ago. But he has ballooned into a big blob anymore. Not sure why he let himself go like that.