"I'll allow it, but you are on incredibly THIN ICE with me, Counselor!!"
I'd guess about 1 out of every 5 Law & Order (all of them) episodes has this line.
Ooops I forgot to sign my post!
Has Whoopi ever played a judge? It would be fun to have her say stuff like, "Counselor, you have NOT established that this was rape rape."
She was a judge in Rocky and Bullwinkle.
"In my chambers! NOW!"
*Slams gavel with righteous indignation*
I'd love for there to be just once a black female judge who isn't a tough disciplinarian at all and who is incredibly lax.
"Oh, I'll allow that... who cares, anyhow? We all know what the outcome of this case will be, and I want to go home and watch TV as soon as possible."
"The court is in recess until I'm done smoking this Newport."
Some of these are funny others incredibly dim and racist.
"Some of these are funny others incredibly dim and racist."
Much like Datalounge in general.
*Sigh* All right. I'll allow it. Lord, I'm getting too old for this shit!
Lets pretend to mock racist stereotypes in the movies when we're really being racist.
In my chambers, NOW.
The jury will disregard that last comment.
I fell out of my chair at this one:
" Odor in da coat!! Odor in da coat!! (bang dat gavel, gurl!) "
You better have a point with this line of questioning, counsel.
not sure if there is progress R20, if the stereotype is the angry black woman.
R33 - Are you NEW?!
I sincerely hope that we have one of these women nominated to the Supreme court.
Hide yo kids!
Not in my courtroom.
What about the Black Male Detective, usually played by Morgan Freeman?