Kristen Stewart: I'm "Desperate" for a Job

What, there isn't a demand for a lip biting, sullen baby dyke with the acting skills of a piece of plank wood? I'm SHOCKED!

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• How many drug-addicted girl group bio-pics are left to make?

• Talk show host! Dancing with the Stars! Rehab! All of the above!!!

• Isn't she the highest paid female actress in Hollywood right now? Why didn't she start a production company and finance whatever she wants to do. I guess she'd rather whine about it and alienate people even more.

• Perhaps a good acting coach could help, dear.

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• Maybe she means desperate for a real job.

• Poor thing.

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• Hey, gays! Don't you just LOVE my Bob-Mackie styled-Cher-circa-1972-sequined-jumpsuit?

  http://www.dlisted.com/2012/11/14/im-sensing-theme

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• The Y.W.C.A. is looking for a back scrubber.

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• Call her agent and offer her a role. I'll lay 20-1 they tell you she's not looking.