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The Cruise Queens

A couple of elder gays I know are always taking cruises for their vacation, always to Mexico. They keep bothering my boyfriend to join their group, which mainly consists of their mother, father-in-law or dull friends who lack conversation and knowledge of world affairs other than who sucked off who in their suburban sphere of shallow friends. They're a 50ish couple who are overweight homebodies and always having dinner parties for other elder gays, serving tired homemade "gourmet" food that always leaves me with flatulence (bad for my sex life). They seem nice enough by all accounts, but a little on the shallow side themselves, always back-stabbing people they know while acting like they are above others because they have been lovers for like 20 years and think they are the perfect gay couple While I hate to be rude to them, I don't want to get involved with them because of their history of screwing their friends and I have a hot new boyfriend that I don't want them diddling on the sidelines (not that he would because they repulse him). They're always boasting how monogamous and in love they are, yet that's not true in the inner circles here in suburbia. Every time I visit they boast of their marriage and bring out the photos and videos if someone shows too much interest. Now for the fourth time this year they are inviting friends to accompany them on another cheap Mexican Riviera cruise that is dull. The food is awful and everyone's gotten sick on the cruise ship food at least once. I know I must sound awful to be talking of them this way, but I can't stand this cruise ship fetish of theirs any longer. Anyone have similar experiences with elder gays. Or am I just an asshole who is jealous of their alleged happiness?

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