Superman Physiology

We know that Superman gets his power from the sun. But, what about Superman's digestion? Is there Superman urine? Superman feces? Superman flatulence? Can Superman ejaculate? Would Superman's ejaculations blow Lois's head off?

• Are you questioning the superprostate?

• [quote] Would Superman's ejaculations blow Lois's head off? HOT

• OP=physiology troll with the intent to fill DL with threads on physiology of every fictional creature ever.

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• Gteat. We get Buttman here going off on issues addressed and settled in a 1951 Action Comic. Superman's body works like everyone else's, and his exquisite muscle control prevents damage to pussies, asses, and commode porcelain.

• So Superman pees and takes dumps just like regular people?

• Yes, R5, just like everyone else. Unless, of course, one happens to be employed by Danny Thomas.

• There was a "real science" article once about Superman discuissing the effects of his actual strength in the real world including his sex life. It was entitled, "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex."

• Not only is Superman more powerful than a locomotive, unfortunately he is faster than a speeding bullet.

• I like to think that Jimmy Olsen would have a better feel for Superman's ejaculations than Lois Lane.

• R9, he would if it were Jack Larson, who was (and presumably still is) family.

• How does this topic relate to Henry Cavill's ass?

• How can people take this shit seriously.

• Can Superman take a shit, seriously?