If you had a chance to relive your life

Would you still be gay? Being gay is one of the few things in my life I'm proud of.

• No!

• Hell yes, I would. And I've always disliked that simpering lot who are always the first to whine about gay not being a choice, "Why?! Why would anyone want to be born like this?!" -- as though being born gay was a worse fate than to be born some cruelly bunged up thalidomide baby.

• Do you mean would I want to be? I didn't really have a choice in the matter, but yes, I would.

• No, I wouldn't want to be.

• Yep. I am who I am because of my experiences. One of them is being gay. I mostly like myself. Ergo...

  The Voice of the Night

• Hell yes! When people pull that, "Who would choose to be gay?" shit, my hand is up in the air first. I'd rather eat a bullet than be "straight".

• my life is ruined from being gay

• Cue the self-loathers.

• If you're a miserable gay person, then you will be a miserable straight person. Your life doesn't automatically change because you fuck pussy. Pussy is powerful, but not that fucking powerful.

• Why are you making it about pussy or self-loathing? If sexuality is inconsequential to who you are, then why worry about being straight or gay?

• Who said it was inconsequential?

• fuck you R8 and R9 for not comprehending the question. I don't hate myself for being gay, but in another life I would like to be straight. You're an asshole and probably a liar if you can't admit there's a difference.

• Okay, so in another life you're straight. Big whoop. Are you any happier? Is the sky bluer?

• I hear that straight peoples' turds smell like sparkling water and lime. All aboard the S.S. Elf Loathing.

• HELL NO!!

• my life is ruined by gays. But I liked being gay and they didn't.

• We didn't like Celine Dion, and look at her career. Vegas, bitch! (At the ripe old age of 64.)