Ms. Beek has a ____head that requires new math to quantify. Unless he has a dick to match, I say toss that bitch back into the creek.
Harsh, R3 - lol!
I love that body type, with that amount of hair.
R3 here: Ms. Beek is what we refer to as "paper or plastic?" It's paper if you just don't want to see it, and it's plastic if you never want to see it again. [I'll fuck him from the neck down if you'll put up with the part from the neck to Jesus' doorstep.]
He has a dramatic amount of courage to play that role.
Easter Island head, R3?
John Wesley Shipp posts here.
Maybe we should just ask him directly
Poor JVDB. No one is watching his "Bitch in 2B" sitcom.
Michelle W and Katie H
For real, R10. It's actually a really funny show, even though he's the weakest link.
What chest? lol he's so flat...I see no pecs really
I don't see how someone can consider him the weakest link R11. I think he is hilarious on that show.
It is a really funny show, it is quite a shame it doesn't do better in the ratings.
His nipoles are so small. Still, a very good-looking guy.
Eh, sometimes it seems like he's trying too hard, and his jokes don't always land, but that's really splitting hairs, R11. ABC really screwed the show (and Happy Endings) over by airing them against the tonally similar (and, in my opinion, inferior) New Girl and The Mindy Project...not to mention Go On and The New Normal on NBC.
So did John Wesley Shipp top the beak?
Although I usually prefer darker-skinned guys, I do appreciate an nice hairy blonde.
Has he ever shown his ass? I always get him confused with Mark-Paul Gossalear, who has a very nice fanny.
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But it was time for a change and with the huge shift to mobile it was long overdue. We've taken this opportunity not only to update the look but also make major changes under the hood (or "bonnet" if you're either British or pretentious or both). And we have to prepare for 2016 - a presidential election year where we can normally expect to see a 60% jump in traffic (yes, we've seen 5 presidential elections so far…Christ we're old).
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