Predictions for 2013

Since world renowned psychic Sylvia Browne is unavailable please fellow DLers share your predictions for 2013! Mine is a second tier older, but not ancient screen legend will die. It will be natural. Someone who has stayed out of the public eye for a long time. Not Zsa Zsa.

Montel
• my prediction- a major hollywood star will come out of the closet.

• I will continue to circle the drain but survive, tragically enough.

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• It's 10 days after the Mayan prophecy came true, ending all human life, and it has been revealed that I am a cockroach.

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• A Hollywood marriage will end in divorce. What do I win?

• My thoughts exactly, R2.

  Zsa%20Zsa

• I'll start dating Richard Simmons. Whatta hunk!

  Taylor%20Swift

• People will complain about the freepers and fraus infesting Datalounge.

• I predict that Lindsay Lohan will get into more trouble with the law.

• Earrings, caftans

• The USA, under pressure from Israel, will invade Iran. The excuse will be some sort of Gulf of Tonkin type PR setup.

• I will be stunned when another straight guy comes out of the closet.

  Cheryl

• Several new country music songs will be released about the "Good Ole Days" and "Jesus has left America".

• Catty gay men who complain about fraus will come to the realization that they envy women they wish they could be. Predicting late summertime.

• We don't hate fraus because they are women, we hate them because they are intrusive, and when you confront them on this, they play the "poor little vagina" card.

• A group of sasquatch will be found in Washington state. Increase in UFO activity, mass sightings that the government can't deny. 4.5 earthquake on New Madrid fault. Tsunami hits Alaska after major under ocean earthquake. I'm getting visions of civil unrest in India, an uprising of the poor. Aging male music star (singer - can't tell if it is country or rock) comes out. He's been married off and on but has always told his wives he is gay. He simply had affections for the women he married but strictly platonic. Each benefited from the relationship though. Another bad year for wild fires, but not drought. Winter of 2013 will freak people out in places that have never experienced snow and ice. Climatologists confused. Mysterious creature washes ashore in Mexico. Discovery is of a sea creature long believed to be extinct. New website poised to replace Facebook. It has been in the works for a while and Facebook knows about it and is doing everything in their power to keep it from going live. SETI gets a return call.

  Universal Mother

• We will receive a new super-strain of monkey pox in time for May Sweeps. We will also experience more cases of bath salt killing sprees. I'm also still holding out for a police action event with Mexico. Oprah will lose eight pounds, but she'll still have a huge head.

• No r14, you are gay men who envy straight women because you wish you were them. Being intrusive is not a gender issue. Stop taking out your frustrations with the women you've had run ins with and applying it to all straight women. It is bad enough that attractive women have to suffer at the hands of threatened, envious women without you targeting them for the same reason when most likely those same women support gays. Stop biting the hand.

• Robert pattinson and kristen stewart get married.

• Oh shit.

  Doris Day

• Is Sylvia Browne dead?

• Someone will send Cheryl some Massengill for Xmas.

• Frau means Right Wing Female.

• Earrings will be smaller with simpler designs. Caftans will be ankle length with large floral prints.

• It really surprised me that Zsa Zsa have so many fans in here. I mean gays seem to care about Zsa Zsa. That's funny and sweet.

  Anonymous

• I think alot of them like Zsa Zsa because she stood up to that cop and slapped his face, I know I do, but there is alot for which she is kind of an asshole too. Alot of gay men, at least older ones before Stonewall, have been deliberately victimized by the police among other jock types.

  anon

• Oh, I almost forgot in my previous r25 post--Tom Selleck, Mike Rowe, Christopher Meloni and Max Gail will all finally come out of the closet and all too little and much too late.

  r25

• Cillian Murphy will finally get a sex-change operation and get all those parts for the stunning woman he is.

• I will continue to pick my nose. Cheryl's pussy will...but that's not a real prediction.

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• An American political commentator will die under mysterious circumstances. There will be a crash involving an A380. A pandemic, starting in Asia in February, will kill two million or more people worldwide before being brought under control. Three hurricanes will strike Florida. One will cause substantial damage in Key West. A major male movie star between the ages of 25 and 38 will die in a car accident. A significant advance in Alzeheimer's treatment will be announced towards the end of the year. Amazon will make a major acquisition. Citi will choose to split into four or five separate companies after spinning off its consumer finance business.

• You are wasting your time.

  Mayans

• Miss Cleo, I don't think you really know

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DQZnyrp__CNU

• The "ancient screen legend" who will probably die in 2012 is KIRK DOUGLAS. Yes, Kirk is still alive in our times, despite his being born way back in 1917! My tarot cards agree. I saw Sylvia Browne's stage show twice. She was actually very entertaining and kept the audience interested. Her son wheels Sylvia out in a chair and she sits on the stage surrounded by funeral flowers on each side. She talks about all sorts of current topics in her gravely voice. She then takes audience questions which go on and on. At the end of her discussion, people line up and go up to her to ask their questions. Some of them are really insane acting -- crying, acting out of control, etc. It's all done as if Browne is like some sort of Messiah. Rather odd. The tickets to see her are not cheap. But you can buy her jewelry line on display tables outside the show theater, along with her books and audio tapes, etc. Sylvia's SON is very cute and dick-suckable, too. Really, his cum would be a treat to any horny cocksucker in our realm!

• I always found her entertaining too. Devastation in Netherlands or a country around them. I see a biggg storm. Winter time methinks.

• The gays love Sylvia Browne!

• Has Sylvia made any predictions about big events recently?

• Taxes will go UP Economy will go DOWN The Obama Hangover begins.

• [quote]Mine is a second tier older, but not ancient screen legend will die. It will be natural. Someone who has stayed out of the public eye for a long time. Paula Prentiss? Dear God no!

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• burmp

• She told the parents of a missing boy that he was dead and he was found alive years later.

• And she always says everyone's 30 in the afterlife. What's up with that shit?

• Two evil men, Pat Robertson and Fred Phelps will leave this mortal coil, only to find the abyss, not a divine maker.

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• Linsay Lohan's "Liz and Dick" will be a bust.

• I predict that Sylvia Browne will die and good riddance to that charlatan-vampire old whore: she is a proven fraud about a hundred times over and anybody who believes her crap is simply too stupid to live.

• My hair will continue to thin at an alarming pace.

• Except for the earthquakes, fires, and weather stuff, I like R15's predictions and hope they come true.

• [quote]I predict that Sylvia Browne will die and good riddance to that charlatan-vampire old whore: she is a proven fraud about a hundred times over and anybody who believes her crap is simply too stupid to live. She predicted that Mitt Romney would become President.

• I predict Sylvia Browne will live to be wrong again

• I can't even think of a prediction where his gravel-voiced, talon-fingernailed, slimebag old whore was actually CORRECT!!! If you Google "Sylvia Browne fraud" you'll find about 3495830948502983523 listings and you'll also discover that her yearly news headlines predictions (she does every year) have a stunningly pathetic 8% accuracy rating: even completely "non-psychic" laymen have had more accurate rates of predicting world news in general!!! The only news headlines the scam-artist, sneering insect gets right are no-brainers; like saying, "This November the Caribbean will get record numbers of hurricanes." Well, shit, when DOESN'T the Caribbean get astronomical hurricanes in their hurricane season??? So the only times she's right is when pretty much anyone else on earth would be right, too.

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• burmp

• R40 She says we are 30 because she claims in the afterlife we will all be at the age where we looked our best.

• NY Giants will win the superbowl! NY Knicks will win the NBA title! There will be a huge Blizzard in 2013! Bloomberg will perish in a plane crash.

• ...

• underwear will go out of style fig newtons will make a come-back only men over 60 will play golf a female chief justice will come out with her partner on the steps of the Supreme Court Building.

• I thought Sylvia Brown wrote sad poems and put her head in a gas oven and died a long time ago, right?

• I predict Sylvia Brown and Harvey Fierstein will team up together to star in a broadway musical in which all of the songs are duets sung below middle C in the C cleff.

  Carol C.

• R55, I'm buying tickets now!

  Lucille B.

• The same shit that has gone on this year and the year before. War, death, disease, poverty, lies, corruption, Kardashions, Lohans, Housewives and other disgusting people perpetrated upon the American Television Viewing Public.

• R54, hon, that's sylvia PLATH

• Dawson will have a 100 load weekend.

• I will be at my desired weight of 185 and astonishingly fabulous.

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• Taylor Swift & Harry Styles are going to end their, uh, uh, relationship. TaylorSwift will win dozens of music awards. OK. Several. Taylor Swift will launch her own fashion line to go with a new fragrance. Taylor Swift will be the highest earner as far as concert tours. Taylor Swift will fall in love.(The young Heismann Trophy winner will decline her offer.) Taylor Swift will launch her acting career. Taylor Swift will break up with who ever she falls in love with.

• I sincerely hope I'm wrong, and this should be a fun thread, but I have a bad feeling about Bill Clinton. I'm predicting he will have a setback with his health.

• Are there any real psychics out there would could actually make some decent predictions? I agree about Kirk Douglas.

• Is this the only 2013 predictions or is there another thread? My predictions is kind of bad too. I think Robert Downey will die.

• There's no such thing as psychics, R63.

  Patrick%20Jane

• There will be a lot of publicity about a celebrity's public behavior. Global warning will be in the news. Church leaders will call for a return to traditional values. A sports figure will suffer financial reversals. Weather disasters will strike part of the US in spring or fall.

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• Weather disasters...that's a given.

• Hissss!

  The Hissing Eldergay (THE)

• Yeah but what ya hissssing at? It's almost 2013 and we were promised an end in 2012...can't even trust the Mayans.

• Tom Cruise will do another action movie, not in the MI or other franchise, which will bomb. He'll make a comeback when he does a serious dramatic role which wins him critical praise. Hollywood will continue releasing movies in 3D until one release flops so badly at the box office while its regular release does well, causing the entertainment industry to hold off future 3D films. A young entertainer will collapse during a televised performance, with the health situation being worse than reported afterward, but stories of drinking and drug use will surface. A famous actor with an all-American personality/background will be caught in a sexual situation with another man and will do a "McGreevey", apologizing in an interview and coming out as gay.

• A Cat 5 hurricane will hit South Carolina.

• Some of you need to get more specific, fools. Cincinnati Reds will win world series Patriots will win super bowl Alabama is #1 in NCAA Football Arizona wins NCAA basketball Final 4 Magic Johnson will die and people will be reminded that HIV still kills. Nancy Reagan and George Bush die. Chavez and Castro die. The young child of a famous woman dies drowning. Someone in the US kills 43 people. There will be a lot of wildfires in the US this summer. A nuclear weapon is used.

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• During a television interview, Mitt Romney will suddenly rip off his face and reveal that he is an alien. Pope Benny will come out, and then announce his engagement to Cardinal Dolan. Archbishop John Myers of Newark will officiate at the ceremony.

• I predict we will have another major storm and it will erase Florida. It will happen during the Tea Party convention they hold on the 4th of July. I predict that Jimmy Carter will die. I predict Nelson Mandela, George H W Bush, and Nancy Reagan will all die. Dick Cheney will attend Nancy's & 41's funerals, then he will launch his own space vehicle, and finally go home. To be serious for a moment, I predict Condoleeza Rice will become more "political" and she'll act as if she may run for President. I would love to predict that Karl Rove will be indicted and we will get a lot of juicy information about him we don't already know. He will be convicted of income tax evasion, outing Valerie Plame, and numerous campaign financing violations. We'll discover a photograph of him having his dick fellated by a nice looking young man. He will claim it is photoshopped but the young man's body will turn up near the estate of the Koch brothers with a "Who's your Daddy" tattoo on his ass, with Karl's face.

• Sports: The Broncos and Peyton win the Super Bowl. Tiger wins The Masters. Notable deaths: Bush Sr., Yogi Berra, Hugh Downs. The news story you won't be able to get away from: the Royal Baby. It's starting already.

  http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2012/12/30/predicting-pop-culture-hits-of-2013/1794339/

• A few of the 2012 predictions were correct.

• r72 was right about Alabama winning NCAA football

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• Does Jack Nickelson need bypass?

• 1.there will be a mega volcanic eruption like modern times has never seen before in either yellowstone or russia maybe both combined earthquakes will be triggered posssible the big one in califonia or many moderate ones leading to the big one years down the road 2.someone will will follow through with plans to assinate obama they might be successful 3.a massive tidal wave will sweep the world higher than we have ever recorded many millions will perish cities will become history 4.a solar flare bigger than ever before will knock power out across parts of the world electric devises will quit working including vehicles

  michael