My sloth levels know no bounds

I'm working on a brutally dull project at work that saps the life out of me. I come home at night, change into jammies, and just sloth it. I have ordered takeout the past five nights and haven't cleaned. Styrofoam trays are everywhere. My living room smells of old french fry grease. I am eating onion rings from a styrofoam tray balanced on my gut while typing on Datalounge. God, does life get any lower?

• I think this post could make a good song! "Stumble out of bed ...

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• I'm with you, Op. I work in a very high stress job and these days when I get home I just want to veg.

• Add me to the list. Can't I just win the lottery already???

• Yikes, what does your ass smell like if you haven't cleaned your place?

• onion rings are tasty

• Somebody needs to fall in love -or lust.

• The answer is YES. It gets much worse.

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• Not keeping a clean house doesn't necessarily say anything about your personal hygiene R4. And yes OP, I know the feeling. What I do isn't always stressful but during those high-workload periods my place becomes a mess and I never cook. Just don't have the energy to care or do anything outside of work.

• OP, I'm like that too. At this point I wouldn't mind getting laid off. I could live off unemployment and my savings and be much happier. Too bad I've made myself too invaluable where I work.

• Ugh. I just have no energy after I get home. Never want to look another person in the face and be cheery. I work in the health care field and everyone I work with has it so much worse than me. I do feel grateful that I can walk away when my time is done, but I can't help trying really hard to make my clients feel just a little better. It takes its toll though.

• "change into jammies" = single for life.

• OP try doing that same routine for the next 10 years. Welcome to normal.

• If Mitt opens those fucking bedroom curtains one more time and encourages me to 'snap out of it', I'm gonna switch all of his cartons to *chocolate* milk.

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• Are you doing any better, OP?