The name 'Piper'

It's popularity is getting out of hand. Soon, half the planet under age five will be named that.

• I seriously doubt it.

  Jaidyn, Madysen, and Kaydyn

• I was there first, bitch.

  Miss Piper Laurie

• They're Pipers, Ms. Laurie, and soon every family will have one.

• well, at least it's kind of cute. It's better than all of the other gross new names.

• I was in high school in the 80's. We had some twins named Piper and Pepper, both girls. Pepper yelled out to me in class, "hey, you know what I heard?" I walked all the way across the room to her desk, bent down and asked her "what?" She says "I heard you and ***** are bed-buddies" I said, "You were going to yell that across the room?" She named another female. She was basically going to out me in front of the entire class.

  Lesbian

• I love the name because of the Charmed character.

• Has it ever OCCURRED to you, Mr. Dim Bulb, that many of them may actually be playing the pipes?

  Danny%20Boy

• A certain cunt ruined that name for all time. And not the bearer of it...her mom.

• That rotten Pepper!

• The frauen are all sheep, trying to copy and/or out-do each other. "Mommies and Daddies" - and I don't mean mothers and fathers - are the singularly most ANNOYING people on the planet. They're selfish, self-centered, and entitled. They're also the most boring and unoriginal people on the planet, hence the Skyler, Colton, Madysen, Katelyn, and now... PIPER, phenomenon. Blech.

• Have they finally stopped trying to make Piper Perabo happen?