Hook-up weirdness

So, I hooked up with this guy last night. He spent the night and was still asleep when I got up to take a shower. I came back into the bedroom to find him awake and praying the Anglican Rosary. He says he does it every morning. Weird?

• You are a magnet for Jesus freaks.

• Don't delete, just PUNCH, PUNCH and PUNCH the moron again.

• Obviously he has a lot of new sins to confess everyr morning.

• So he's religious, OP. Not everyone who is is a freak (just most of them).

• When I used to hook-up on line, I'd Google people's email addresses and phone numbers if I got them. It turns out, at least in my experience, a large number of the married or closeted guys were conservative. Thanks you, Facebook! I know it's not weird or shocking to you guys, but it was a bit of a revelation to me.

• Don't let Him get any of your frozen turkey meatballs!

• Next time you get together give him a rosary job.

• He resorted to prayer in your bed because he found you to be a bit too 'holey' and he couldn't figure out another way to retrieve his lost rings from inside you.

• When you asked where he went to school, did he respond with "the college of cardinals"?

• Praying he didn't catch the herp.

• I LOVE Episcopals. They marry us in church where states allow. I'd marry him...

• Keep giving him the high hard one. That's all you give a fuck about anyway.

• One time I googled the e-mail address of a potential date and the first hit was for a bestiality website (he had a profile there). Of course he lived and worked on Capitol Hill in DC!

• Maybe he was praying that he doesn't become another set of body parts in your fridge, OP?

• Uh, the seventies are over. Didn't you see Looking For Mr. Goodbar? Do you know what can happen when you pick up strangers and bring them home to fuck? You were lucky he was just saying the rosary and not playing with your strobe light while you took your last breaths and wheezed.

• Yeah, OP. The fact that he's apparently religious indicates he probably has issues with being gay. And men who have issues with being gay are prone (although not guaranteed) to lash out against sex partners due to feelings of shame and guilt. You really are lucky you just caught him praying instead of searching for something with which to harm you.

• He does not have issues with being gay. Admittedly, I thought it was odd, but not sinister. You people have issues.

  OP

• You sure they weren't your anal breads, OP?

• What's the difference between an Anglican rosary and a Catholic rosary?

• the guilt?

• For R19:

  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglican_prayer_beads

• I want a handjob from the guy holding the beads in the pic at that link.

• I know, R10 - how have a been tricking since I was 11 years-old, and I haven't caught the herp? I think it's like menses or fibromyalgia.

• I'm excited about anal breads....I love the chocolate

  Dr.%20Prostate

• Well, he wanted you to know. Sweet sister Maria a bottom?

• Those were anal beads, OP.

• Yes, weird. It's fine to hold religious beliefs as long as they don't conflict with your sexuality. It's weird to be so rigid and ritualistic that you can't control the expression of those beliefs in inappropriate settings or in ways that might make others uncomfortable.

• He should be letting sex and only sex center his mind, and his behavior is ermahgerd uncalled for. Kidding. Praying the rosary is seriously no fucking big deal. Don't let other people read so much into it for you. Many people who don't worship anything still use religious mantras to make them feel connected to a "higher power" or whatever.

• R15 is 3,000 years old.

• I have no idea what pray the (Angican) rosary is. But if you have to be a member of a church, Episcopal are usually better than most others- particularly in the US.

  charlie

• Is he gone? Change you locks

• Here is the prayer that OP's trick was muttering as he rocked back and forth: "I should've killed myself when he put it in me. After the first time, before we were married, Ralph promised never again. He promised, and I believed him. But sin never dies. Sin never dies. At first, it was all right. We lived sinlessly. We slept in the same bed, but we never did it. And then, that night, I saw him looking down at me that way. We got down on our knees to pray for strength. I smelled the whiskey on his breath. Then he took me. He took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and I liked it. I liked it! With all that dirty touching of his hands all over me"

  Margaret%20White

• You had sex with him -- for that matter, slept with him -- without knowing something so basic about him? Is HE the one with the problem?

• Better you found him talking to the Lord rather than going through your closet trying on your clothes!

  Edga

• R19 R21 Catholics call them chaplets. Yes, we thought of it first. As usual.

• Lucky you didn't hook up with R35.

• I don't pray before, during, or after, R36, I have been known to mention God, mercy & Jesus, with or without his middle name in a possessed sort of voice

  R35

• Was he top or bottom? Regards, Mary.

• Oh, yes, R35. Catholics are so progressive and forward-thinking! Because they invented a relic for OCD believers to count spells and incantations before another delusional cult did. So very 13th century! We're all so impressed. No wonder you're so proud.

  Really%3F

• Not really r39 r35 r37 r31 For some reason, I'm drawn to this thread. Maybe it's like r1 said Also Anglicans are called Episcopalians in the US and elsewhere. I remember from public schools being told Episcos have the highest percentage of wealth in the US I guess all those spells and incantations aren't worth shit

  31.%2035.%2037.%20HIKE%21

• You in danger, girl.

  Anonymous

• I stand by what I said after reading the nonsense in this thread.

  r11