Janis Ian

Discuss (and no, I'm not planning to kill myself).

• If she had just lost the jew fro, she'd have had a much better time.

• She's ok on the Foxes soundtrack with Fly Too High, but my primary interest in that is Giorgio Moroder's production.

• I wish she'd redo 'Society's Child(Baby I've Been Thinkin')' but honestly, as a girl being told by her mother that she didn't want a lesbian in the house instead of a black boy.

• I always get her confused with Phoebe Snow.

• Should we have a Phoebe Snow/Joan Armatrading/Laura Nyro/Melanie Safka discussion?

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• Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous, but then he moved to Indiana. And Janis was, like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like,"Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There are gonna be girls therein their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her. It was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her. When she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

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• I heart R6!

• We all play the game, and when we dare We cheat ourselves at solitaire

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