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Let's cast the General Petraeus mini-series
Kevin Costner as the General
Lucy Lawless as the biographer
Linda Hunt in a fat suit as the wife
Clint Eastwood as General "gung for ho" Petraeus. JLo as the ho. Kathy Bates as Miss Piggy Patraeus.
David Strathairn as the general
Amanda Peet as Broadwell
Margo Martindale (drabbed down) as the missus
I withdraw the Martindale suggestion.
Tess Harper (drabbed down) as the missus
Jack McBrayer as the General
Kristen Alfonso (her always arched eyebrows are priceless!) as the Paula Broadwell
Babs Bush, in her Quaker Oats man hairdo, as the general's wife Holly
Someone who looks like he's constantly watching to see if anyone notices that his whole point in life is just to climb social ladders.
The General-- Keith Carradine
The Wife-- Kathy Bates
The Mistress -- Judy Greer (doing "Kitty" from Arrested Development)
The Husband-- Sean Hayes
General Petraeus: Billy Bob Thornton
Paula Broadwell: Ashley Judd
Holly Petraeus: John Goodman
Scott Broadwell: Carson Kressley
Andrea Mitchell as Herself.
"Kristen Alfonso (her always arched eyebrows are priceless!) as the Paula Broadwell" - R4 - Good choice i she gained some weight.
Kevin Spacey as the General.
Gary Sinise as the General
Mary Beth Hurt as Holly Petraeus
Kathleen Robertson as Paula Broadwell
I think Paula Broadwell looks a lot like Kristin Scott Thomas.
http://gallery.socionix.com/d/57019-1/thomas5.jpg I'm going to mix and match some of these combinations (while adding three suggestions of my own):
The General: Chris Cooper
The Mistress: Amanda Peet
The Second Mistress: Sarah Michelle Gellar (brunette)
The Wife: Dawn French (slimmed down but with wig)
The Husband: Carson Kreeley
Ray Romano as Leon Panetta
Dawn French is too cute to play Holly Petraeus.
R14 Threadweaving -- how about Dawn Lyn?
http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html?t=12027401#page:showThread,11696222,1 Edie McClurg as Mrs. P.
I like the Gary Sinise and Chris Cooper suggestions.
Blair Underwood as the President
Madeline Stowe as Paula
Ed Helms as The General
Chaz Bono as Holly
The General - Crispin Glover
Paula - Carla Gugino
Holly - Glenn Close with no makeup and glasses on.
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