Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh said tonight that he will be spending the next four years "in exile" in Costa Rica.
The controversial provocateur says he cannot fathom living another four years in Obama's America and will be retreating to a private villa near the Costa Rican resort town of Puntarenas until 2016.
Probably won't when push comes to shove, but we can hope.
Also: controlled substances are a lot easier to get there.
My condolences to the people of Costa Rica and the pharmacists of New York.
It's easier to get Oxycontin.
But, he's saying he'll return for Biden/Clinton?
Don't let the door hit you in the ass...well if you can still get through the door.
Someone here posted in one of the election-night threads that he's terminally ill. *crosses fingers*
We're pre-lubing in eager anticipation!
Will someone please explain to me, with all of these people complaining - WTF is different about his life now then the 8 years with a Bush administration? He may have to pay 3% more federal income taxes on wages (not capital gains) over 1 million next year - perhaps, but probably not - but other than that?
He made the same vow in 2010, when the Health Care Act was passed.
Maybe this time, he'll keep his promise.
I hope he gets malaria and dies.
Where is he going to get the 90 tablets of extra strength vicodin that he takes every day?
The Currant is a satire site. Like The Onion.
Get with it, folks.
he won't leave that huge paycheck
We need to send messages of encouragement and appreciation for his well thought out decision. We should remind him he is a supersized "kaiser-roll" model to his remaining listeners. We should also suggest he go a step further and honor his Japanese listeners by committing hara-kiri. Other wise, he, Rush Limloudmouth, might be mistaken for just another old, obese, drug addicted slob.
I will shopping the oriental junk shops here in Long Beach in hopes to find a hara-kiri knife set to send along with my note. I will blunt the blade and dip it in some pain ehhancing liquid to add to his experience.
Does he realize that Costa Rica has socialized medicine, no military and is a Hispanic country where Spanish is the official language.
Oh okay this is a joke. Nevertheless, conservatives seem to be much more upset this time compared with '08 and I can't quite fathom why.
He'll be up to his fat ass in dope and young boys. Costa Rica has plenty of both.
Does this mean we've won the war against the Repugs?