Any Predictions for Tonight's SNL?

Will they do Diane Sawyer? Karl and Megyn? Michele Bachmann?

• Can someone please make this into a thread? It's hilarious DL gold, the jokes will just write themselves, people: South African arrested with 'nephew's genitals in his wallet'

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• There's a 100% chance it will suck, OP.

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• I predict they'll make fun of Fox News' election night walk down the hall to the pollsters. Anne H. Will make a long walk through the SNL halls to confront Lorne Michaels or something similar.

• I predict there will be a terrible vocalist 'singing' two songs that sound nearly identical to each other.

• Taran will be playing Nate Silver during update.

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• [quote]South African arrested with 'nephew's genitals in his wallet' Have you got change for a left testy?

• R6, save it for the thread :)

• I'd love to see a skit where Rove has to explain to his fat cat donors where their $300 million went.

• You will smile once!

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• Kate McKinnon as drunk Diane Sawyer...or as Victoria Jackson

• Oh, I HOPE they go after Victoria Jackson.

• Do they ever make fun of one of their own alumni? Separate question...Did the Victoria Jackson thing saturate pop culture enough that people would know what they are satirizing? I only know about it from reading in on DL.

• [quote]Separate question...Did the Victoria Jackson thing saturate pop culture enough that people would know what they are satirizing? I only know about it from reading in on DL. That was my thought as well. If they "do" her, a lot of viewers won't know what's going on and it will give her more publicity for her rantings.

• The only time SNL has ever made fun of one of their alums was when Jay Pharaoh did an impression of Eddie Murphy. Kate McKinnon will do Diane - they won't bother with Victoria (why give her any more attention?)

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• How many threads have a request for the 'genitals in wallet' story? very creepy.

• They're going to mock Fox News (especially Karl Rove's) reaction. I think they're also going to mock the MSNBC team, although I don't think they'd be able to milk it as much(their reactions were pretty muted. Rachel was professional she announced that Ohio went for Obama). They might also give us a behind-scene at the Romney campaign as delusionally giddy until the very end.

• Jadon Sudeikis has to do Mitt.

• Jason looks like he lost weight -- trim and fit.

• Opening was not good.

• Why is her hair still short?

• The opening was very weak, compared to their usual political parodies. Mitt drinks a lot of milk to drown his sorrows because he's Mormon. That's the best they could come up with on election week?

• I thought Jason and Taran had good singing voices for non-professionals.

• Who was the guy standing to her right? Not the guy with the outfit, but the guy in the suit. He is rather bulgy down there...

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• Girlfriends Talk Show was cute.

• Mokkiki does the slop swish...lol

• this homeland sketch is FUNNY. anne hathaway was pretty brilliant.

• Agreed R26 -- I don't watch Homeland, but I thought it was funny.

• loving this mcdonalds skit too.

• Why is the Rihanna song so heavy on video effects? Haven't watched SNL in a while, is this the norm now?

• Anne as Katie

• I'm hoping Chris Brown shows up for Rihanna's second song.

• OK Keenean Thompson, DJ Tony is British, not a New York thug...would it have killed you to give the accent the old college try?

• Kenan does the exact same sixth-grade talent show-level schtick for every single character. I'm not even mad at him: I'm a child of the 90s and I kind of enjoy that he's managed to stay on SNL for a decade while never progressing beyond the Nickelodeon School of Comic Acting.

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• Jesus that last ad was DL catnip.

• Bad predictions, guys-Kate did Ellen DeGeneres, not Diane Sawyer. And no Fox News spoof-they already did that last week. I hope Jeremy Renner plays Shepherd Smith next weekend.

• I predict it will be unfunny and suck.

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• I loved Hathaway's singing. But otherwise, another horrible show. Mitt skit was terrible.

• What? No comment about the 2 Maine gay guys? Hader was particularly hot and funny in that bit...

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• "Okay, so I didn't go to electoral college." Drunk guy on Weekend Update was absolutely hilarious!