Let's pretend we're overheard comments at the next Romney family gathering
"Don't tell anyone I said so, but Tagg really let dad down. Mom thinks so too."
Oh woe on us, hurricane, homosexual cabals, non submissive women and poor people. It was our turn and they cheated us.
Oh my God, they are going to want us to pay taxes
It won't be a sin if we have coffee with our brandy this one time.
Thank our Lord Irasema was doing the downstairs windows on Wednesday, otherwise he might have taken that whip to Rafalca.
Oh, Mitt, don't get your Temple Garments in a twist.
Consuela: "Missy Ann, does this mean I can finally get this lump on my breast checked out?"
Rafalca: "Why is there a truck from Elmer's backed up to my stall?"
Ann: "But you PROMISED, Mitt!"
Mitt: "Is it safe to get more wives now?"
"Lets throw the scraps out to the curb for the 47-percenters...... NAHHH!!" [laughter]
Ooh, we're so white and delightsome!
"The Osmonds called. They're taping their Christmas in Utah special next week and they want to know if we're available."
Don't tell anyone but I voted for Obama. I think my husband's a fag.