I've seen reports that the "gay vote" went between 77% and 90% for Obama.
R1, I'm not so sure he has a dick...
Well when we aren't busy whipping hurricanes and other disasters, we have to do something.
Yes, we made sure that negro, Muslim, socialist Kenyan stayed in charge and we passed laws that encouraged sinful behavior including smoking dope and allowing us damned homos to marry each other.
It's all part of the gay agenda, Rick. You are on to us.
First the agenda, now the cabal--I really need to start attending the meetings, because I don't know about any of this.
Damn! He found out!
Did he name names in this nefarious gay cabal because if he didn't, he just sounds cray cray.
I heard Richard Simmons was their leader!
At last we're getting the credit we deserve.
Miss Gay Cabal doesn't even wake up in time to get to the polls. She takes tea at 8pm, gets dressed by 10 and is at the club by midnight.
God, I wish we had as much power as these morons claim we do!
Oh... should have read it first. It's a spoof.
This isn't true, right? I mean I loathe Santorum but there's no video and there's nothing on CNN.
Am I late to this party?
[quote]Oh... should have read it first. It's a spoof.
Don't blame yourself. With Santorum, what isn't possible?
It didn't even cross my mind that this could be a spoof until someone pointed it out.
This comment didn't give it away?
[quote]Or maybe they were just stuffing multiple big, long ballots deep inside each other's ballot-boxes
Where can I join this cabal? What kind of perks has it?
Yes, c'mon guys. Obviously this is satire. Santorum is an idiot but the comments in that article are too ridiculous even for him.
The Daily Currant is satire, it isn't real news.
Well, figures that an Opus Dei member throws that kind of political shade.
Remember: Anything a Republican accuses someone else of he is more than guilty of himself.
I want to know the Cabal's dress code.
We have a picture of a homosexual unplugging a voting machine! Exclusive right here on Fox!
Seriously r11! And we would make the world a better place if we did.
Which one of you bitches told him?! Can't you keep a goddamn secret?!
Well, the best parodies are those close enough to the truth as to be hard to distinguish.
And as usual, David Geffen's at the center of it all
Rick Santorum was next in line for the Republican nomination. The reelection of Barack Obama and the victory of Democrats have derailed his candidacy in 2016. Republicans are not going to pick a social conservative who has a long distant political career. Expect Chris Cristie to vote to the front of the pack as of now.
I dunno. I could see them shifting farther right. The moderate Republicans seem to find it beneath them to disown the freaks destroying that party.
The Republican party will go where the money is and use the stupid masses and push their buttons to rile them up for their agenda.
Is the Currant like the Onion?
Thanksgiving relish, anyone?
"Expect Chris Cristie to vote to the front of the pack as of now."
He couldn't get to the front of the pack with a lb of bacon dangling in front of him
Marco Rubio's taking his first trip to... wait for it... IOWA! He's going next week.
If he's serious he's going to have to do something about that hair.
At the link it says Rubio turned down heading up the National Republican Senatorial Campaign Committee. I don't blame him for turning down McConnell's offer but I wonder why McConnell wanted him to have it.
First I'd like to backhand/bitchslap him across his big mouth then take my leather paddle, the one with all the little holes in it, and use it "liberally" on his ass....
[quote]If he's serious he's going to have to do something about that hair.
He's gonna turn up at some gay bath houses SOMEWHERE! I just know it.
That's not all we stole, Rick. (Those are not hemorrhoids.)
[quote]God, I wish we had as much power as these morons claim we do!
We do. It's called Equal Justice Under Law. It can be slow-acting, but itsworks every time.
Does he pronounce it "Kay-Ball."
The reason this spoof works well with Santorum is that he's never met with the media that he hasn't brought up gays. Homosexuality is on his mind all the time.
I was thinking about changing my name. How about "cabal"? First or last name, let me know?
It's a scientific fact that Jesus hates gays. He also hates crayons, and people who drink some of their parents vodka then water it down to keep the volume. It's scientifically true. There is an equation for that. Oh, and he hates bees. Bees bother him.
How's he going to feed that brood with dwindling finances?
Weird how he married a woman who looks like himself in drag.
R44, in you we see the intersection of cheap and mean. If you think the story of a castrated, murdered and cut-up nephew is so funny and such "DL gold," why don't you pay the $18 so your exquisite taste can take its part among the great ones here?
This ass R44 has been posting that request in multiple threads. Agree with R46
R46, regardless of whether it's funny or not(and I don't think it is), it's a worthy story to be posted. Fucking weird ass crime.
Shut up with the thread derailing!
I want to know why this isn't being reported anywhere else. I'm with r45. CNN has no mention of this and it's not anywhere else on the Internet apparently.