BREAKING NEWS: Freepers FREAK THE FUCK OUT and ask the Queen of England if they can move back!!

Priceless!! "Conservatives everywhere are still scratching themselves trying to figure out how a website called UnSkewedPolls could possibly have skewed them wrong. But nowhere was the post-election butthurt more palpable than on Free Republic, that bastion of children-bashing "freedom fighters," where an open letter was posted shortly after Obama reelection, apologizing to the Queen of England for "that little misunderstanding we had 236 years ago," and asking the British Empire to "take us back." It's a must-read: "Your Majesty, We, the people of the former American colonies, would like to offer our most sincere apology over that little misunderstanding we had 236 years ago. Had we known that we were going to be subjects anyway, we could have saved a lot of trouble and hard feelings. We were under the mistaken belief that we would be free, sovereign citizens; we believed that our hard work would yield its own rewards without someone coming along and taking what we built in the name of "Fairness". We thought our laws and Constitution would protect us from a foreign born dictator, and our freedom to worship would prevent us from becoming a corrupt, morally bankrupt society (silly us). Little did we know that our own free press would intentionally sabotage, deceive and withhold the truth from us in order to reelect a Socialist that still holds distain for our nation and contempt for its founding principles. Nor did we believe that there would be so many citizens dependent on government handouts that they would blindly elect an unqualified charlatan, let alone reelect him. Anyway, Your Grace, we are truly sorry and humbly sincerely beg your forgiveness. If you can find it in your heart to forgive us and take us back, we promise never to trade British oppression for Socialist tyranny again. Your most humble servants, The American People"

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• I would love for all the freepers to leave the U.S.! We should start a rumor over at Free Republic that "everyone's" going to ----- Vladisvostok, Russia!! It would be almost as good as the Rapture, for us, anyway.

• High-lariously juvenile. I love it!

• As if England would want 'em!

• Wow, the same party that supported their loser candidate who went to London and insulted the whole country during the Olympics are now begging the Queen for help? Hahahahaha, loving their meltdown.

• OMG, the stupidity....it's just too wonderful. Too bad England has that whole National Health thing...

• finally something I can agree with the conservatives. I would love to be part of the UK again. I would move to the UK in a heartbeat simply because I'm happier in Britain than when I'm in the US. It sure costs more to live in Britain and that leaves less for cars, gas and each new fancy thing that comes to market, but those bobbles and spaklely things aren't the focus of daily life as in the US. The food is available to the public is of much better quality too.

• And yet they bitch about socialists.

• Do these assholes knows how much in taxes the UK citizens pay?

• [quote]Hahahahaha, loving their meltdown. Just imagine their reaction if they actually did it. "Oh, fuck ME, you Brits have a 50% income tax AND a 17.5% VAT on all retail merchandise! And completely socialized health care!! And 40% of the population lives in housing projects!!! Sweet baby Jesus, what have we done?!?!?"

• A socialist who wants the top tax rate to be 38% and has actually decreased the deficit vs what, Reagan and W who ballooned the deficit (that they are blaming on Obama of course- nothing like burning up the charge card and getting you spouse to pay, in fact making them liable to pay) and Nixon (top tax braket 90%) and Eisenhour (top tax bracket 78%). These guys are beyond stupid. I suppose there have always been nuts like this around. We just hear about them more efficiently because of the Internet age. I might add, they want no taxes (not captital gains tax) for the ultra wealthy and of course fair share for everyone else.

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• R9 Not to mention London is overrun with Muslims!

• Don't these self-pitying wingnuts realise that the UK is one of the LAST countries in Europe (and probably the world) which would want their ilk? Even their natural Tory bedfellows over here found Twitt Romney completely embarrassing and an overwhelming majority of British voters would have voted for Obama. Despite the right-wing/Murdoch-influenced press in the UK most Brits are grateful for elements of our society which seem to meet quite a lot of resistance in the US - e.g. universal healthcare, secularism, gun control, racial tolerance, gay rights, etc etc. I'm so happy that the US's commitment to democracy has been re-asserted in this election and I hope you can achieve a more equitable social balance in the long run. I also hope all those in the UK taking such a keen interest in Obama's re-election are equally switched on to voting in the next UK election and electing a party which actually delivers on its election promises! Anyway, back on topic, I guess the freepers melting down at the above link would feel right at home in countries such as Saudi Arabia, China, Iran & Pakistan where dissent doesn't seem to be tolerated, equal rights for 'minorities' are outlawed and racism is endemic.

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• Do they not realize the Britain has a universal health care system, not to mention many many other aspects of 'socialism'? Do they also not realize that Romney is even more disliked in Britain (and in the rest of Europe and Canada) than he is in America? Polls showed Obama would have won by a massive majority in Canada, Britain, France, etc.

• And we don't do the gun thing over here...

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• Hilarious yet pathetic. R12 has in right, we don't want these assholes in the UK. They can find many countries that believe in traditional values. Let them be released from the socialist tyranny of America and be embraced in Iran.

• Breaking News: Freepers continue to show the world they are the stupidest motherfuckers on earth.

• There's literally no place for them to go. Every country where they'd want to live (read: white) is MORE socialist than this one. Personally, I'd be willing to contribute to a fund to put them on their own private dog-eat-dog, no-help-for-anyone island. How long do you think those rugged Americans would last on their own? I'd give it a week.

• Most of conservatives in Britain would be considered socialists by the Teabaggers. David Cameron (leading possibly the most right wing government in postwar British history)recently said that "I support gay marriage *because* I am a conservative". He's also pro-choice and appointed a Muslim woman the chair of the Conservative party. Now I'm certainly no fan of Cameron/the British Conservative Party (to put it mildly), but the American rightwingers are on a completely different level of crazy.

• Proof that Freepers are traitors to America: when an election doesn't go their way they go supplicating to a former colonial owner to OWN them again like the sycophantic bitches they are. Utterly disgusting, lapdog, fanatical cowards. No true red-blooded American, straight or gay, would want to surrender our sovereignty and independence to another nation, regardless of our history with that nation. Period. No ifs ands or buts about it. Freeper bible-thumpers are now proving themselves to be the most ULTIMATE subversive, unpatriotic, disloyal, un-American segment of American society.

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• R17 I hear Somalia is lovely this time of year. And there's almost NO government there! A Freeper's paradise!

• As if the Brits would take them.

• Freepers ARE batshit CRAZEE. WHY the hell would they want to go to the UK? The UK has FREE National Heatth and we all know HOW MUCH FREEPERS HATE GOVERNMENT HEALTHCARE...IT'S SOCIALISM! What a bunch of wacko ignorant turds. These Freepers really NEED to somehow find a way to go back in time, get them on the Tardis!

• "Rugged Americans" my ass! After the recent hurricane on the East Coast, those Freepers were the first ones CRYING in front of the TV cameras, they were BEGGING for help from FEMA and whoever was going to come to their towns with food, water, gas, you name it! Yep, "pull yourself up by your bootstraps indeed!" They can rant and rave all they want about LESS GOVERNMENT, but when they NEED HELP they sure do ACCEPT it! FUCK THEM ALL!

• They aren't even close to the conservative party in England. They realized the only way to win was to agree with the labor party on social issues.

• r18 states it well. These idiots didn't even bother to do some research to find out that the Conservative Party here in the UK would be considered too liberal by their standards. I mean the Conservative Prime Minster is the one pushing to legalise gay marriage and even the Rupert Murdoch owned Times of London newspaper has been an advocate for it.

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• They'd be in for a shock the next time Labour forms a government. Oh, well, I guess they'd just pack up and move on to... um... erm... Who do you write to about Egypt now that Yul Brynner is dead?

• Saudi Arabia would be their dream place.

• R24, I think that's what Republicans will have to do too. Free market and gay marriage are not mutually exclusive.

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• [quote] Even their natural Tory bedfellows over here found Twitt Romney completely embarrassing and an overwhelming majority of British voters would have voted for Obama The Tories are liberal compared to Obama and the American democrats. It's hilarious that such an uneducated idiot would write a letter to the Queen because if they knew anything about England they would know that England is a socialist mecca compared to America. Their prime minister is 100% for gay marriage and wants to force all churchs to marry gay people. They have three generations of families who have never held jobs and live off government benefits. The politicians want more government funded housing. They don't have free speech. You can be arrested in England if you criticize the muslims about their religion. you can't own a gun. I'd buy a plane ticket for the asshole who wrote this letter. I'd love to see him try to live in England. I love England myself and lived there for 2 yrs. But I'm a normal person. Not a deranged, racist, bigoted conservative

• These people are stupider than dirt.

• I'm not "your grace;" I'm "your majesty," you ignorant, uneducated American pieces of shit.

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• INDEED! what cretins

• [quote]Personally, I'd be willing to contribute to a fund to put them on their own private dog-eat-dog, no-help-for-anyone island. Now THIS is some reality TV shit that I would absolutely LOVE to watch! The winner gets a one-way ticket to Saudi Arabia and their passport revoked. The losers are executed.

• Oh my God... the stupid... it hurts.

• Perhaps it's time to invest in Newt's moon colony.

• For people so keen to stop others crossing their borders and claiming a better life, they are quick to want to try cross over to the UK when things turn a little bit sour for them...

• In this American's 10 years of hosteling abroad, I've dealt with enough hateful, irrational, bigoted, xenophobic English backpacker, chav-like white trash vermin..........if only Freepers KNEW the levels of psychotic, paranoid, mindless animal hatred these British pigs have against them for being a "seppo" (their derogatory term for Americans). Mark my words, an Englishman is to an American what a bible-thumper is to a homosexual - an exercise in pure stalker-like paranoia.

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• SickEvilFuck, I'm an American who has lived 14 years in the UK. Not once have I heard the term Seppo from a Brit - I've only ever (over)heard it from an Australian. I think you have mixed up your nationalities. Anyway, back on topic - the Brits wouldn't have 'em (freepers). And they'd be right.

• For #38, sir, I have had a number of English backpacker spoiled brat Jeremy-Kyle-bait come up to me and wish, to quote them, "80% of you bloody yanks need to be wiped off the face of the earth." Okay? I have had so many bigoted, horrible, nasty experiences with so many Englishman this "ugly American" simply got tired of this culture of nasty, empire-losing hatemongers years ago. And don't take my word for it, either. Read some British press or cyberspace in general and you'll see that England is a nation of such hypocritical, malicious bigots when it comes to America, with an overinflated opinion of their own intellect, no TRUE American would want anything to do with them.

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• I can imagine them waiting around for the Queen to respond. Any day now!

• i wish they WOULD leave.

• The queen will take care of them, just like she did with Diana

• R39 - I don't have to "read" about England, because I live in England. I don't doubt that you were being called a "bloody yank"; that I've heard frequently enough. It was just the word "seppo" was an Australian term.

• R39: You sound slightly deranged, and like you know absolutely nothing about all but a very tiny segment of British people. The way you're carrying on is like defining all Americans by the most ignorant Southern rednecks.

• Girls! You're both seppos! Now STFU!

• I believe that there is a bit of a misunderstanding about their intentions. They don't want to move anywhere -- they want the United States to be back under the British crown and remain exactly where they are. Period. Presumptive bunch of idiots, aren't they. Speaking on behalf of all of us, they -- the minority -- are asking for a resumption of the Crown's authority over its former colonies. Knowing virtually nothing about the British politics and government, they are happy to trade away our form of government for a (titular) monarchy. Easily explained, of course, because this is a very clear and easy way to undo the results of the election and get rid of the black guy. Where is that American exceptionalism now?

• So people who rebel against anything 'socialized', higher marginal tax rates and gun laws want to be under the control of a country that has all of that and more? It's even more clear to me, now, that these people are still living in the 1800's. This is what lack of education buys you, folks. Really, just give them Texas and Arizona and let them secede.

• Did these stupid fucks not see the CONSERVATIVE David Cameron basically verbally kick Romney in the face for staging the Olympics in the middle of nowhere then have the gall to come over and piss on the Brits? The UK loves Obama. And so does the Queen. And what's so fucking hilarious about this is that despite the rumors of the Obamas not following protocol, the actual story over here correctly reported that the Queen touched Michelle Obama comfortingly on the back first, which is why Michelle responded in kind. And the Queen loves gadgets, having her own Wii, and several iPods. She HATED the Bushes and Cheneys and thought George in particular was an idiot.

• [quote] For people so keen to stop others crossing their borders and claiming a better life, they are quick to want to try cross over to the UK when things turn a little bit sour for them... But you see, they're WHITE people. They're entitled to go anywhere they please.

• American Conservatives make UKIP seem credible. We don't want them!

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• What's hilarious is that all those stupid freepers think they're the ones that keep the U.S. afloat. You know most of them are on benefit and subsidy. "What we built" - they have some gall.

• r37 is clearly the anti-Brit troll, off his meds and in a psychotic episode over the election. I am British and have literally never heard "seppo" before, ever, and neither has anyone in my office.

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• What do you call a boat-load of Freepers heading back to England? A good start.

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• But now they can have their own planet! Good riddance!

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• Someone needs to fwd that story to Ricky Gervais, stat! I REALLY hope he sees it and responds. He'll have a field day.

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• DisDain not disTain.

• Is there some loophole we can exploit to actually deport them?