His nine kids and assorted exes will still be able to find him (unless he moves to Afghanistan or Bahrain):
"On December 15, 1973, Jackson married Hazel Joy Gordy, who is the daughter of Motown Records founder Berry Gordy. Together, the couple have three children: Jermaine La Jaune "Jay" Jackson, Jr., (born January 27, 1977), Autumn Joy Jackson (born July 10, 1978), and Jaimy Jackson (born March 17, 1987). Jackson had a relationship beginning in 1986 with Margaret Maldonado during his marriage to Hazel. After his divorce with Gordy in 1988, Jackson started living with Maldonado, with whom he has two children: Jeremy Jackson (born December 26, 1986) and Jourdynn Michael Jackson (born January 5, 1989).
After separating from Maldonado, Jackson started a relationship with his younger brother Randy's ex-girlfriend, Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza, who has two children with Randy: daughter Genevieve and son Randy, Jr. She also has three sons with Jermaine: Donte Randall, born June 13, 1992 (adopted), Jaafar Jeremiah, born July 25, 1996, and Jermajesty, born October 7, 2000.
Jackson is currently married to Halima Rashid (born 1970) in November 2004, a wealthy originally Afghanistan native. They live in Los Angeles, frequently traveling to London and Bahrain.
In all, Jackson has nine children: three with Hazel, two with Margaret, and three with Alejandra. Another child, a daughter named Dawn Jackson, was born on March 6, 1984."