Top Chef Season 10 Seattle

The cute Asian German gay guy can make gazpacho for me anytime, and I wouldn't mind seeing the Belgian knight's sword.

• After nine seasons and all those spinoffs, it's nice that they're still able to come up with something a little different for the new run. A couple new judges, freshen up the graphics a little, new qualifying challenge; and we (almost) forget the countless times we've sat through pretty much the same show. Good job, producers. We have our first Eurgaysian cheftestant, but no lesbian, unless the pseudo-lesbian model has more to tell us. Has there ever been a Top Chef season without a lesbian? It seems unfathomable. But thank goodness that chinless prick and the food bank lady were cut early. I found them both so obnoxious I doubt I could stand to watch them every week.