Unhinged Romney supporter goes on YouTube in real time to vent her bottomless bile at the world.
The best part is she's most furious at her Republican co-horts for their insufficient support of her own Internet efforts.
P.S. Video contains filthy language. Not safe for work. But more hilarious than Karl Rove, Donald Trump and drunken Diane Sawyer put together.
This made it all worth while. So sweet...
SFX: clink-clink-clink of ice-cubes in tumbler of Jack
"Show up in my bedroom in the middle of the night..."
I bet her tentacled vagina and its guttural moaning would like that.
She sounds fat
oops, butterscotch schnapps!!!
And she is a FRAU as well.
She's a hoot! Hope this goes viral!
Had she heard that rant, my mother, a Southern lady and God rest her soul, would have said,
"My! That woman's language is so coarse. Turn that off, I don't want to hear her embarrassing herself like that."
the video is now "Private"
I'd like to see her as a regular pundit on CNN.
I'd like to see her in a cage fight with Dick Morris. He wouldn't last five minutes.
"You worthless fuck-face piece of shit! You said we were gonna win! I am so gonna rip your head off and shove it right up your Clinton-kissing ass! Yeah, you better run, 'cause I am fucking PISSED!"
Was that the sound of tinkling ice cubes?
r11, she likes her butterscotch schnapps iced.
She needs to get raped!
I like how she `doesn`t care`what anyone says, yet she won`t allow comments or even likes & dislikes.
She doesn't care what people thing and yet she won't show her face...typical republican't
She rants fat.
This is American Poetry.
This is hilarious. Chips, cheese dip, beer, scotch and cigs for dinner. Shut in living alone. Classic.
How great would it be if this rant went viral after she couldn't get anyone to share her other stuff. LMAO
Bitch, you hitched your wagon to the wrong party, the wrong candidate, the wrong policies. You're wrong. Don't blame others for your loss. Blame yourself.
Your co-horts use Facebook for fun. They have no intention of getting off their asses to follow their convictions. It's easier to just post to Facebook and send out rant 'tweets' from the safety and comfort of your bedroom computer while watching 'The Housewives of Beverly Hills."
She is so insane that it's almost hypnotic.
I can't wait for the remix.
In an alternate universe, where blue was red, this woman would be the best DLer OF ALL TIME.
Can you imagine the hell of having to work in an office with this pig?
Sows at the Trough, Unplugged.
That was the best spent 24 minutes of my life.
Oh. My. GOD.
I could base a Psychology dissertation paper on this woman...
She sounds like a character from Six Feet Under.
I love how she's all like, "I BUSTED MY ASS...sharing things on Facebook."
She is finally getting the attention she craves. Among other popular sites this video is on Reddit, Fark and LiveLeak, where the headline is "Fat Lady Has Epic Meltdown Over Obama Win."
Unfortunately for her, she is giving far more joy to Obama supporters than she could have ever imagined.
She sounds like the daughter of Rush Limbaugh and that fat chick from Bridesmaids.
I love you OP..
The fat actress from The Bridemaids should play her in a movie...
She lives alone. I'm SHOCKED!
[quote]She sounds like the daughter of Rush Limbaugh and that fat chick from Bridesmaids.
How do they know she's fat? Guess it's obvious, but I would love to see a picture.
"Learn how to use the FUCKING internet or get off of it."
LOL. So many great quotes.
Shelly L. Dankert, from Norfolk, Nebraska.
Surprise! She's not fat. If anything she looks like family.
Damn, I wish I could see it but I can't find it and that video is gone.
Wow and even this crazy bitch thinks the birthers are completely unhinged...
It's still there R41.
Kinda funny but more sad. So trasparent. Can't imagine the pain of being so self hating.
How can someone be so clueless? She keeps saying that no one wants to share her stuff on facebook, her blog, etc. Why? I work my butt off. and that she's living alone. And now this rant. The woman has a ton of issues, aside from her obvious lebianism.
Self-Loathing Lesbian. Oh joy.
BTW, there was at least one freeper SLL posting on Datalounge for a while. Not sure with all the troll traffic over the past few months if she is still around.
She's happy she's finally getting attention...but I wonder: does she knows everyone is laughing at her?
Is this some kind of performance art piece? Does this woman have a job because I'd hate for an employer to see me like this.
Oh yeah and total dyke.
She or he R47. Are you speaking of the "homo" troll?
do you think she knows she's gay????
"Great now we can't impeach him for Benghazi" There ya go, that's why Fox was going crazy about it, even during the hurricane where 100 people died.
It's Annie Wilkes.
Ho-lee fuck. She has Michfest hair for DAYS.
I'm sure someone will do a response video (or parody) and it will be easily linked.
[quote]"Great now we can't impeach him for Benghazi" There ya go, that's why Fox was going crazy about it, even during the hurricane where 100 people died.
Whose brilliant idea was it to make a big stink about Benghazi, thinking that would bring ruination to Obama and the Democrats? Did they really think that Americans -- dumber on whole than a box of hair -- give two shakes of a lamb's ass about Benghazi? or Romney's other obsession Israel for that matter?
Most Americans think their precious income taxes are a pie cut into four slices: 1) sending illegal immigrant kids to smoke dope at Harvard; 2) foreign aid to the residents of Stockholm and Paris; and 4) NPR/PBS/NEA and Robert Mapplethorpe photos of big black cock. They don't give a shit about Benghazi.
mmm Pie. Can I have that third slice, R57?
[quote]Wow and even this crazy bitch thinks the birthers are completely unhinged...
That might be the scariest thing about her video. She's batshit, but still not as crazy, apparently, as the birthers and the freaks who insist Obama is Muslim.
"I spend hours upon hours mining the internet for news!"
"Get the fuck off the internet!!!"
LOL! Like what a fucking dumbass. Did she even bother to knock on doors or drive anyone to the polls? Nah. That would mean getting out and actually doing something.
Well, after a nice day of quiet due to freeper shock they are out in full force again today judging from the other blogs and news sites. Oy!
She really has an incredible turn of phrase.
[quote]Any of you nasty-ass liberals that send me friend requests are all getting blocked. Waste your time if you'd like. I have no problem blocking you filthy scumbags...blocked over 50 of you cretins today. Don't mind blocking more. Blocked about 100 of you pigs on Twitter, too. Also, anyone caught re-uploading my video, you WILL receive a copyright strike on your YouTube account when I file a copyright claim...already filed 3 of those, too. :) Enjoy the restrictions that will be on your account after YouTube knocks my video off your channel.
You're right, r59. I actually listened to the whole thing (accompanied by several bong rips) and was surprised at how rational she was in her madness. She's pissed off that conspiracy theorists and birthers killed Romney's chance of being elected. She's also pissed off about Obama being accused of being Muslim (although she is convinced he'll convert to Islam when his Presidency ends).
Listening to her icecubes clinking and her cigarette exhales reminded me of a white trash republican version of the Judy Garland tapes.
How does she know these people trying to friend her are liberals? She is so over the top insane I have to think she's doing this as some bizarre sort of parody hoping for a reality show or something.
Typical Repug, brave to dish it out but chicken shit when the criticism comes.
Where are the parody vids?
God, this clip has everything. The clinking ice cubes are the icing on the cake.
Where is the criticism and her reactions to it posted, R66? The YouTube vid doesn't allow any comments.
R68, look at R48 and her facebook post shows all the comments she's receiving but blocking
Why do I get the feeling she runs a meth lab on the side?
I know her sister!
(Ahhh, the sweet taste of schadenfreude.)
She looooooved Sarah Palin . Bet she thought she was real pretty too. But apparently Sarah didn't run for President and betrayed her. She's ten pounds of crackers in a two pound cookie jar.
I honestly think I love this crazy unhinged bitch. She throws a harder "fuck" than DL fave Sue Simmons!
There is something oddly compelling about her craziness.
lord, that is one crazy-ass dyke.
Proof that the closet KILLS
Does she ANYWHERE at ANYTIME address her own sexual orientation?
Shit, where do can I start? She admits that she only got a computer 4 years ago and needed a full year to figure out how to use it, then rants how people who dont know how to use a computer should get off the internet. And what constitute not knowing how to use a computer? Not sharing the videos she has posted, that's what!
This woman is mentally ill, and drunk. That's all. Cannot take anything she says seriously.
I love how at 16:12 she says...'feel like I got my rant out though' and then goes on to talk in a sort of post-coital voice.
She's a real character. This isn't going to be the last we hear from her.
Love this bitch. Haha.
I'm not so sure she's drunk. I don't hear any slurring and she's very coherent. She's angry and ranting, but she's also oddly lucid. I think that's why she's so compelling.
She has major delusions of glory and fancied herself a leader. She spent three years compiling data to bring down Obama, but no one was going along with her. She's certain that's the reason Obama won. If they had only followed her instructions, Romney would have been elected.
If it had only been a drunk rant, she would have been mortified the next day and slunk away. It's much bigger than that with her.
She was kinda funny but I still flagged her video.
Google search on her name is already turning up references to the rant. Finding a job or getting new customers will be very difficult for her in the years to come.
What's with lesbians and dog grooming? My partner's sister is also a lesbian and owns a dog grooming parlor.
Who knows? She may actually find work as a direct result of this rant. There must be a rabid Romney supporter who needs to hire a menacing bill collector or something.
R85, don't know why but there seem to be a lot of lesbians involved with dogs. They run the no-kill shelters I'm familiar with, and they are very active in showing, training and grooming dogs.
My (serious) question is - what could possibly happen in a person's life for them to be this staggeringly angry and repressed? The sheer amount of bilious venom spewed in that video is stunning, once (if) you get over the hilarity of it (and she did touch upon her personal life, or lack thereof). And, for some reason, the most depressing bit of the whole video was her sad little dinner - ugh.
There's a rather amusing Gawker article on her now. It's funny, everyone in the comments is picking up on her possible repressed lesbian inclinations (you only need eyes or ears). Suggest reading the article (linked), comments are typical snarky/funny gawker stuff, but one of them goes:
--My armchair diagnosis is she's a bitterly lonely woman(who may or may not have repressed lesbian inclinations) who has spent recent years substituting movement conservatism for meaningful human contact. Beating Obama was her way of reaching out to the world. In her head she's on a first name basis with the likes of Rush and Andrew(Breitbart). It's quite sad, really. Can you just imagine her reading all these comments now? She's spent years trying and failing to get everyone's attention and it's her becoming unglued that finally did it.
I kinda love this woman. At least she is angry at her own peeps. I love how she slams them for the birther shit and then is pissed at her girl Sarah.
It's bought some fun to my day today. I love when people show their cray-cray. I wish she left the comments section open.
I can't help but kind of like this crazy bitch.
Thanks for the Gawker link, R88.
A poster at that site shrewdly pointed out her hypocrisy in ranting and railing against socialism and communism while openly soliciting donations on her blog for personal purposes like grocery money.
Looks like she closed comments on Youtube after receiving about 180 not very nice ones. What a surprise.
I expected her to say that she was out working neighborhoods and passing out flyers and robo calling lots of people for Romney, but she just sat in front of her computer and 'busted her ass' cutting and pasting and posting links to other people's original work.
This rant would make a great drinking game. Every time she swears.
She looks like Ricky Gervais.
All that work she devoted surfing the internet LOL.
Comment for Gawker.
[quote]I like to listen to this while I sodomize myself with a crucifix.
She has posted "nasty liberals" who have called her, including their names and numbers.
In wonder if Shelly has ever been on the land
She's like excerpts from a script for the new HBO series everybody's talking about.
Lesbian solo drama!
The crazy lez loon just added phone numbers to the video description...this is unbelievable!
Phonecalls I've received from nasty-ass liberals over the past 48 hrs:
(I didn't include the numbers)
***Further info will be provided later.
ALL new requests to connect via Twitter, Facebook, & YouTube are being blocked.
I don't GIVE A SHIT what you FREAKS have to say to me. You are extremely disturbed if you feel compelled to call or want to be "friends" with, "follow", or subscribe to someone w/ whom u vehemently disagree. Obama isn't worthy OR qualified to lead this country. Almost HALF the country agrees...as does about 70% of the military. Your bullying doesn't bother me. I don't respond to your childish tactics. I do, however, keep meticulous records. Your threats & intimidation tactics may affect someone else...not me. This ain't my 1st rodeo...
Well, since she doesn't have anything better to do with her time, all of this negative attention is working out well for her.
A Joan Crawford reference? Are we sure she isn't a gay man doing performance art?
You gays do a mean wash and set but you really can't handle a strong woman, can you?
While I enjoy her ranting very much the thought sometimes crept up on me that this could be me and my frustration if Romney had won. Granted I am not a woman, an active member of the YouTube clip uploading community, share her kind of liquor taste (allthough the clip did make me crave an Irish Mist with tons and tons of ice cubes), or be that very very much invested in politcts that I work my butt off ... surfing the internet.
I hope the clip gets a remixed autotuned treatment and maybe a mashup with a Rachel Maddow clip or the before mentioned god warrior (dark-sided!) clip?
The most interesting part for me is the one where she rants about Sarah Palin and how betrayed she feels by Sarah (all that sacrifice talk, really, really creepy!).
I was looking at her blog during primetime and she did say she was gay in one entry. Obviously any gay Republican is kind of tragic, but that made it just not-sad enough for me to feel just fine laughing my ass off at this crazy broad. GET. THE FUCK. OFF THE INTERNET. deserves DL catchphrase status.
Is anyone else not getting video? Her tirade is hilarious, but I'm only getting half of the fun.
r106, it's mostly audio. On occasion she moves the camera and points it at a TV screen featuring some Romney/Obama poll and then showing (off?) her surroundings.
I stand corrected. I was hoping she'd have the camera on herself, like that nutty Twilight bitch. I don't know which of them is crazier.
How do I get a job posting shit on Facebook?
At least she's sane enough to know that Breitbart
wasn't murdered and that Obama is an American.
Yes, but then she goes off into Black Liberation Theology craziness and how that's the real danger the President poses to all right thinking people. She's a Rev. Wright freak.
[qwuote]At least she's sane enough to know that Breitbart wasn't murdered and that Obama is an American.
There are different shades (or layers) of crazy like there are different shades of grey (like, 50 of them).
Such foul language for a good Republican woman.
I love when she does her "I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too," voice. This is everything.
Jesus, she's 41? She sounds a hundred.
UM, she said she made a 90 minute video for Andrew Breitart, I'd love to see that masterpiece!
She posted a very juvenile compilation video of a stammering Obama a few hours ago, as a follow up....see link.
If she was clever she'd be running with the ball at this point but she's already blowing it. It takes two minutes for people to get bored and move on.
Imagine what this woman is like when she breaks up with a girlfriend...the voicemail messages!
I'd never heard of wonkette before
Some of the messages are funny:-
[quote]OMG, that's my mother's voice.
R120 Wonkette is hilarious.
there's a funny muzak version of this.
"the thought sometimes crept up on me that this could be me and my frustration if Romney had won"
It's a false equivalence - if that cunt Romney had won, you would have a legitimate reason to be fearful.
This? - this is a shrill howl from a strident bitch who hates that there is a BLACK man in the WHITE House...
[quote]GET. THE FUCK. OFF THE INTERNET.
Yes, I believe this should be added to our lexicon.
That was sooo good. I have a mental image of what she would look like ut I wish I could see a picture of her. FFFFucking ASSSSholes..WHooosh
there are links to pics upthread....
Picture @ R33
I was reminded of Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes when she screams " You people don't even share the shit I post!! Thumbs up on Facebook, yeah right!!You like The comments section on Facebook, you know what?? THAT DOESNT COUNT ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!"
The musak version had me LMAO at work!
She's removed her pic, it seems, R130.
You listened to that at work, R132? Yikes!
Here you go, R133
She doesn't realize that the internet is forever, I guess. So, maybe she should "GET. THE. FUCK. OFF OF IT."
Slagkicks!!! Gargyles! Obama is NOT A CHRISTIAN!!!
OMG! Thank you R137. I'd almost forgotten that meltdown. Classic!
As far as I can tell, not a single DL lesbian has contributed to this thread.
What's all that about?
I want to hear what they think of Shelley and her antics.
She's embarrassing, r139. She gives intelligent and normal lesbians like Ms Maddow a very bad name.
r139, i'm a lesbian and i have commented several times. i think she's probably a closet-case, and clearly mentally ill. what more is there to say, from a "lesbian perspective"?
Who in the world would want to entrust their pet to this woman?
I have visions of her grooming them while they're in a pot of boiling water.
I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!!!
r142, you forgot something. It's "FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING FUCK!! I FUCKING WON'T FUCKING BE FUCKING IGNORED!! FUCK!!"
[quote]i think she's probably a closet-case,
With that haircut?
I am a lesbian and posted the Maria Abramovic comment. This rant really is high art.
I saw this last night and was transfixed. She's a goddess! A sad, crazed, lonley, demented, hateful, reich wing goddess.
Bitch stole my act!
I can't really be mad at this. I do love the fact that she's calling out the Birthers.
Have Orly Taitz and her go at it on FOX news. It would be the one time I watch the network.
She needs a good long ride on THE RAINBOW EXPRESS.
Denise Eaker-Hoover = cash, weed & pussy 4ever
r149, I was thinking we should fix up Denise with Shelly. They both certainly are women of passion, refusing to let their dreams die.
And, yeah...Shelly really could use the cash, weed, and pussy.
Lol I love r150 I can see it now.
She's like Mrs. Ernst from The Witches cussing at those useless witches for not killing enough kids.
Who knew Ann Romney had such a potty mouth.
Just because we haven't identified as such doesn't mean we haven't commented, R139. I think she's hilarious. Crazy, but hilarious. I couldn't make it throught the whole thing, but as far as I could tell she isn't hateful or venoumous towards Obama, she actually seems more pissed off at her own comrades. You also have to give her props for being slightly more sane than Trump and his ilk.
I don't think it's fair of people to try to put her out of business. Let people have their political opinions as long as they don't cross the line.
I agree that she needs to go to Michfest and make love in the tents under the moonlight with the other womyn.
Her vagina! O, her vagina! Upon hearing her voice, a man's mind instantly thought that dark pelt between her over-sized thighs must be stained with the smell of Marlboro cigarettes, some spilled Budweiser, and salmon. Day old salmon. O, her vagina!
Hemingway. Getting the FUCK off the Internet.
Are we sure this is not performance art?
She's updated the message under her video. Sounds like she's still angry
[quote] don't GIVE A SHIT what you FREAKS have to say to me. You are extremely disturbed if you feel compelled to call or want to be "friends" with, "follow", or subscribe to someone w/ whom u vehemently disagree. Obama isn't worthy OR qualified to lead this country. Almost HALF the country agrees...as does about 70% of the military. Your bullying doesn't bother me. I don't respond to your childish tactics. I do, however, keep meticulous records. Your threats & intimidation tactics may affect someone else...not me. This ain't my 1st rodeo.
"GO TO HELL Libertarians!!!"
Has anyone here ever had Butterscotch Schnapps?
What's it like?
I kind of want to try her dinner: Butterscotch Schnapps, beer, chips, cheese dip and cigs. I don't smoke though, so I'll leave out the cigs.
[quote]She sounds like a character from Six Feet Under.
I'm thinking more Ryan Murphy character than Alan Ball character.
Butterscotch schnapps tastes like butterscotch candy, but with a serious alcohol burn. I can't imagine how much sugar must be in it.
Sober 5 years
That's my favorite line, R158, out of so many great lines. Not just the line but the way she extends the word LIBERTAAAArians.
Maybe some day someone will re-enact the whole monologue on stage.
Shelly will demand her royalties, obviously.
She also felt emotional the day Whitney died:-
[quote]For those of you that "allowed" yourselves to be taken-in by the funeral for Whitney Houston and actually watch the entire, almost 4-hour service, what a trip, eh? That was the most powerful "funeral" I've ever attended and I thank Cissy Houston for letting the world be a part of it. I'm a kid of the 80's and today feels like I said goodbye to a HUGE part of my life. Dammit...I guess it's time to grow up. LOL
I wanted to flag the video as well, but when having to choose who she was threatening or making hate speech about, there wasn't an "all of the above" option.
The Voice of the Night
[quote] i'm a lesbian and i have commented several times.
i WON'T BE FUCKING IGNORED, i AM A LESBIAN YOU FUCKING FUCK, FUCK OFF.
Somewhere in here is a third Tony for Cherry Jones.
I wish she'd post more.
She posted another video, R170, stupid edited thing making Obama look like he had a speech impediment. But she's allowing comments and responding to some of them (as eloquent as ever):-
[quote]It's my goddamn channel. I'll do with it what I want. Don't like it? Start your own channel.I left all the "best" comments. Quit bitching.
I would like to know what "M" has to say about this...
What do we think our dear friend Shelly is having for Thanksgiving Day dinner?
Buddig pressed turkey slices washed down with Goldschlager.
[quote]Buddig pressed turkey slices washed down with Goldschlager.
Does HA! mean the same as LOL? I like it much more.
The work world today is complete bullshit these days:
Been that this economy is pure shit all jobs now are taking advantage of people in every way possible. People are working longer hours for less pay. I feel that this is bullshit. I personally feel the need to stand up for my rights as a person and do less work while you are at a job or at least the bear minimum. Fuck them a person could handle only so much stress, this is why incidents happen where people go crazy and beat the shit out of people at work or authority figures. The way people are treated at jobs these days is a disgrace and hopefully people take more of a stand and start looking for ways to get fired in less a job ups the pay, hire more people, or get less hours. And I have an answer to any asshole who says you should not have taken a job you can’t handle. For one a person needs to pay bills and almost has to jump on any job these days and then if the person has no job how about him jacking your ass and taking your shit this way you get the point to treat people right at work and give them less stress. This stressful work situation adds to the criminal element way of thinking and jobs better know that.
Marriage the New Scam
Why would anybody get married these days? Most of the population ends in divorce and everybody’s looking for a free ride. With all the shit out there like face book, video chat, internet porn, relationships don’t stand a chance. Most people enjoy being single these days believe it or not, mostly in their younger years when people are the most busy. No one seems to want to get to know anyone anymore either; mostly people want to fill your delusions and fantasies. The scariest thing about marriage is if a woman leaves you they take half. I understand there are many different circumstances but most cut and dry cases the man mostly has more to worry about when it comes to that. The law should be changed to be equal that if you get married then divorced everyone leaves with their own shit and not penny more. On a personal note I have passed up getting married a few times with girls I really liked but I was worried about the divorce part and loosing half my shit.
Anyone feel free to comment.
Now that this has been bumped...
Any updates on this chick?
R179 I think she may have written the unhinged word salad at R177 and R178