Fuck Fucking Florida

Enough. If they can't be bothered to competently run an election in that goddamned state, we can't be bothered with them anymore. I say we cut the fucker off, literally, and let it float away to Cuba. Fidel can put up with their shit for a while.

• Could we save a few of the cute Puerto Ricans and Cubans first?

• Yes, R1, but they must promise not to vote or be involved in electoral politics in any way.

• Puerto Rcio just voted for statehood. We could trade them for florida