Maggie Gallagher here...

...and boy, do I have a migraine! You damn gays won. Any questions, bitches? Chowing down on the Cinnabons...

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• Hey Mags, how come you married one of them coloreds? I thought your kind only went for lily white angry old men.

• This is her job. This is her paycheck and she won't go down, pardon the expression, quietly but she sure was kicked in both shins tonight.

• Can we lead you to a nice, tall bridge?

• Sit your ass down, queen!

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• Maggie, do you have any regrets ... you know, like living a hateful and bitter life?

• The father of her son wanted no part of marriage to this morbidly obese freak. Her husband dumped her nearly two years ago.