She was on Fox right before they called it. She was surprisingly measured. Stupid, but measured.
And now, she begins to slip into complete obscurity....
I want to see the reaction from the greatest American political mind of this generation -- Rick "Frothy" Santorum.
He's too busy fucking himself into a tizzy with a massive dildo
Bristol is expecting AGAIN
Santorum is too busy looking for blatino hustlers.
back to Moose hunting for Sarah. Maybe she can get on Amazing Race or something, seeing as how she had a baby in record time a few years back.
This nitwit is probably at some all-you-can-eat buffet with the likes of Victoria Jackson, Maggie Gallagher, Bilot Balut, Ann Coulter and Patricia Heaton, all of these heffas eating enough food to feed a country the size of Russia.
r8, and Stacey Dash wasn't even invited.
Or gunning down frightened wolves from a helicopter. What a sportswoman.
Is Bristol really pregnant? That would be a hoot. What would be even more lovely if she aborted and TMZ found the Planned Parenthood receipt.