Rafalca here.

Can someone take me in until this is over? Perhaps a kindly neighhhhhhbor has a barn I can hide in?

Rafalca
• Rafalca heard there was going to be a horse's ass in the Whitehouse and thinks they are talking about him

• Rafalca: There's an opening for you in our "stable" of esteemed "journalists" on "Fox and Friends." Having you on the panel would raise the average IQ by at least 50 points.

  Roger Ailes

• We all know that Ann will go on the rampage when she - I mean, Mitt - loses.

  Rafalca, Playing Solitaire In The Basement

• Why do people keep saying that we look alike?

  Ann%20Coulter

• Rafalca lost big last summer. I'm guessing she'll be served as canapes at the Bain holiday party.