Ann Romney - Haven't heard much from her these days. How's she holding up?
I imagine she must be relying on some sedatives at this stage of the campaign.
Miss Ann in bad mood. Very snippy.
Consuela, Manager of Help (Paid an extra 25 cents an hour)
She's in seclusion with Rafalca and the trainer.
She keeps running around the mansion yelling for me with that riding crop!
Just lying here detoxing with November Town & Country and a camomile tea. Getting the stench of the poor out of one's campaigning clothes is very trying. The dry cleaning bills are approaching Third World GDP.
She was bound to say something unbelievably heartless regarding Hurricane Sandy, so she's currently locked in the car elevator with armed guards.
We've already told you people all the information that you need to know.
This is hard.
I do hope the help haven't filleted any small children this morning. South of the border emotions can be so fatiguing.
[quote]She was bound to say something unbelievably heartless regarding Hurricane Sandy
Although I did glance at the swamping coverage and think: this is why there are penthouses.
She's been searching guest rooms for wire hangers. Boys will be boys!
Maybe the Romney campaign finally got the message that Miss Ann is not the warm, humanizing element that Mitt claimed.
Or maybe she's going door to door in Ohio bellowing "We love you women!" just like she did in her convention speech.
Ann Romney is true to form in today's airplane clip. Ann is trying to seem likeable by passing out pumpkin Whoopie Pies, but instead comes across as eye-rolling, and brittle. Her regular nasty, unlikeability shines through! Why bother if one can't even FAKE being a sweet, sincere, nice lady for five minutes!?
Do the Romneys drink? I know they're publicly Mormon and all, but do they have secret wine and beer in the fridge like my Baptist grandparents. I can't imagine being a billionaire and not having a wine cellar.
She's so curt. Geez.
Lady MacRomney is otherwise predisposed and trying to get "Out, out, that damn spot."
It's eeeaaaasy to be First Lady, Annnnnnnnie. Alllllll you neeeed are dowwwwwwwnerrrrrrrssssss.
Okay, I loathe the Romneys and have made fun of Ann myself but I didn't find her that offensive in that video at all. She seemed a bit human.
Jon Lovitz, Master Thespian
Rafalca and I order this tread closed! At once!
Y'all used to call me "Pickles." Mad at first but grew to like it. Just DL calls me this.
How come you never gave Mrs. Obama a nickname … and what are you going to call Mrs. Romney when she is First Lady?
She'll never be First Lady, Pickles. I call her 'Cuntressa D'Eville', though. That's also what the townspeople call her, at least when two of the five window shades are pulled back.
Mitt & Ann are both FAKES. She thought she was going to be "First Lady" but, she didn't have the stuff to be.
The United States of America didn't need to have a MORMAN as President and First Lady. That would of been a disgrace to the USA.