Hey Gays!!

Don't forget to watch my brand new comedy on ABC tonight "Malibu Country"!!! It's loaded with laughs and some heartfelt moments, and who knows, you may be treated with a song or two!! And to show my commitment to y'all, I have personally cast two members of your community with sizable parts! First, that Queer Gur for The Queer Eye Jai Rodriguez and last but not least, that funny old broad, Lily Tomlin! Don't ya dare Miss it!!!

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• Dear Reba: Some advice -- you might not want to invite your former TV daughter (Joanna Garcia Swisher) on your new show, since she's managed to have three failed series in a row (Privileged, Better With You, Animal Practice) since "Reba" ended in 2007. She's the 2010's version of Ted McGinley.

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• We love you, Reba!

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• Got through five minutes. Bad, bad, bad. Reba can't act and the writing is not funny. Is Lily that hard up?

• Reba's face is terrifying. She always kind of had Muppet like features and her surgery and Botox or whatever just make her look even more like a robot on an amusement park ride. On her last show her comedy consisted of scrunching up her face. What can she do without that trick? I too wonder how Lily Tomlin ended up in this show.

• Hey Reba!!!

• Too true, R1 - but ask Joanna to lend you her hotter than hot hubby Nick "Swishy" Swisher for a shirtless cameo - you won't be sorry. I'm never sorry when I see him shirtless in the locker room.

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• Nick Swisher looks inbred.

• I won't begrudge Lily a paycheck--she's a national treasure. I like Reba, but the first sitcom was bad and this one was worse. That said, the two ladies alone make it more bearable than that whatever it is that precedes it. To think I once thought Tim Allen a hot daddy.

• On next week's episode, I attempt to move my face. Tune in!

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• Y'all who tuned out missed my call out to the Gays! Y'all missed my California caricatures! Y'all missed my Mama!

• Reba, hon -- I watched it, but those of you who didn't, you didn't miss much. I liked your old show, and I like most of the (adult) actors in the new one, but I hope it gets better soon!

• Debuted strong last night! Won its timeslot in the demos and households. Looks like Reba has brought TGIF back.

• Reba, several faces ago. You could make a "Roseanne" style montage of her morphing looks over the years.

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• Her previous sitcom was really popular for some reason too. I didn't know America liked hicks so much.

• Guess What!!! Colby will present his hole!!

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• R15 Who is Colby?

• We want more REBA

• Rebas face is frightening nowadays

• REBA loves the gays.

• Country Music IS the Republican Party. So this show is a Republican show. Republican hate gays and have been trying to re-incarcerate them for generations. Promoting this anti-gay Republican Country Music show to gays, is like promoting Polka music to the Chinese. You would have to be insane to even try.

• Reba campaigned for GW Bush. Case Closed!

• I watched it the other night just to see Jeffrey Nordling as Reba's ex. What a hottie!

• Jai Rodriguez was missing from last Friday's episode.

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• Will Reba have her step-daughter Kelly Clarkson on her show?

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• Kelly guest-starred on "Reba."

• Datalounge favorite BLAKE Shelton co-starred in "Malibu Country," as REBA's "younger" brother, Blake. "Malibu Country" just finished its "first season." Will it come back for a second?

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• Jai Rodriguez has sizable parts? Count me in.