Oprah is the most crass, superficial, and materialistic 'spiritual' person I've ever seen.
And that crap? a 5 grand TV? What the??????
It was always so vile to see hoards of women drooling and shrieking and wetting their pants when she'd bestow freebies (donated from publicity-hungry companies, not bought by her) on them during her revolting show. Remember the car episode: "You get the CAR! You ALL get the car!" Truly disgusting.
Fuck that shit.
Agreed, R4. The 'You get a car" line seems like a parody. And yes, Oprah gets all of the kudos and good press. Someone should run her over with a car.
I love how she touts a 200 dollar cotton sweater.
Guarantee Oprah doesn't even know what half of those things are. We're supposed to believe she owns that pink scooter? Bitch please. Her 'favorite things' list goes to the highest bidding companies. It's, like, so totally obvious.
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
Is Gucci flatware on the list?
Seriously, R6? Running someone over for that? Let me introduce you to Dick Cheney, war criminal. Pick on someone who deserves it.
Is it just me, or is the list underwhelming? Nothing screams "WOW, I've never seen anything like THAT before". I don't want a scooter that I have to pedal like a bicycle when it runs out of electricity, i'd rather drive to the gym and know I'll make it all the way there without having to pedal.
Fuck you, OP. A $458 puffer jacket would have kept me afloat until Coast Guard found me on
I'm trying as hard as I can but the bitch won't go down easy.
Forget the apocalyptic storm outside with the ocean coming right up to our house...who wants to take a drive?
Sorry, wrong thread!
Thanks for the link. I'll try a few items on the list.
What does truffle butter taste like?
Well, it *is* Oprah's favorite things, not Jane Schmo's (who's just making ends meet) favorite things.
However, this made me gag a little..
"I was strolling down Madison Avenue, minding my own business, when this metallic pebbled leather bag started calling to me from the Tory Burch store. Guess it was meant to be."—Oprah
[quote]What does truffle butter taste like?
What a vacuous bunch of goop! I can't stand women who are self actualized or whatever.
Oprah's FAAAAAVORITE Material Things!
I wonder if Gayle naked is Oprah's iphone background.
the Pedestal Fan was on at the Jenners' place when I interviewed the Kardashians
There's not one thng in there I like
She's one sick bitch, with half of America starving or displaced.
What a load of crap she's hawking. She is such a has-been, though. People rarely mention her. No one even says they miss her show, or watch anything on OWN. Now, if only she would cancel Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil, and Rachel Ray.
Those Bougainvillea Bangles will go wonderfully with my new earrings and caftan!
Oprah is our generation's Mr. Blackwell. A has been who pops up once a year with a list we read on the toilet.
Oprah coming out with Oprah's favorite super storm sandy things
Leather Hermes waders $5,900.00 ( special order)
Neiman Marcus blow up raft $ 8,000.00
Fendi mink lined life vest $25,000.00
Oprah's faves are just advertisers!
The PR people for these products pitch products for Harpo to be included. It is not like O actually use any of these products. Her company decides what to feature.
Seriously, it's like she got GOOP to ghost-write it for her.
The Voice of the Night
@Voice of The Night. The Goop Is THE WHITE OPRAH. Seriously, you nailed that. Kudos.
Also thanks for giving me material for another caustic review of how Oprah is just LIKE YOU.
I also have a post entitled "The Goopster" Is Insufferable. A Must See Pictorial of Goop & Co dressed like The Poors.
Also dressed in borrowed clothes from her daughter, 8 year old Apple. She is even wearing plastic & silver dressup shoes.
My beaver tastes like a sloppy joe!!
She said it herself.. my favourite thing is sitting on a fat
ass yacht, eating truffle pizza, feeding my fat ass. All
without the luxury of Gucci flatware, even though I'm Oprah
fuckin Winfreh. And I luz Harpo, God knows I do.
Bring it on!
Does she even know stores like Target and K-mart exist?
Are we really to believe Miss Thang sleeps on a measly $2700 mattress?
R39 Oh yes she does, we get the Africa girl's school uniforms
Goopster it The White Oprah.
I have dubbed her that for some time.
Also I have a photo of Goop & Co
Dressed like The Poors at Toys R Us.
Apple is sucking her thumb in public.
Chris has dreary grunge taste, spiffy kicks.
Now Goop has been caught in a dress so tight
As well as tiny, she stoleif from Apple.
Raiding her 8 year old's closet.
To feel young again.
Her plastic & silver dress up shoes are scary.
When did Oprah become this machine to pimp various products? I blame her book club. I think that's when she first realized she can "move markets" and that her audience was a bunch of brainless consumer sheep. And she thought to herself, "Why stop at books?"
Well, I never thought it would come to this.
A side by side facial show down.
I own exactly 1 "designer" item, on sale.
I adore Michael Kors, Oprah is co-pimping:
Glam Studded High Tops, Fancified kicks.
Take a look, what should I do now?
Throw my 1 coveted M. Kors piece away?
Not kicks, eye roll, please....
Give it up R49. You sound retarded. You aren't funny at all.
Love how O name drops all over the place. And it IS true that she looks ridiculous pretending she wears gold metallic high tops while she scooters to work eating popcorn.
Wait another ten years until she's so fat and knarly she's hawking motorized scooters.
Meanwhile in Tennessee, Vernon Winfrey has fallen on hard times and Big O has told his soon to be ex-wife she better get out of his house, NOW!
[quote]"Why should I be put out, other than the fact that you can do it? Because you're a bully, and that's what bullies do," Barbara Winfrey said.